(Author: Moshu Luoli)
Programmer Lin Feng suddenly died of exhaustion, only to open his eyes as Liyue Harbor’s “model wage slave”: the half-adeptus qilin, Ganyu!
Had he not suffered enough from the 996 grind in his previous life? Now he had to process paperwork for Liyue around the clock?
Lin Feng, as Ganyu: “I’m done! To hell with these reports!”
On his very first day at work, he flipped his desk and slacked off, prompting Ningguang to come inspect him in person!
On the second day, he stayed in bed and goofed off, only to have Keqing shock him awake with “electrotherapy”!
Asked to submit a report? No problem! He handed in a freshly prepared “chilled report,” so cold it radiated absolute-zero temperatures!
He called it “physical encryption to prevent leaks, Liyue’s cutting-edge technology!”
When a programmer’s lazy-fish soul entered the body of an immortal beast that had worked overtime for millennia, a grand “anti-overwork revolution across Teyvat” began!
See how a former coder and current coconut sheep uses modern slacking-off methods to freeze Liyue Harbor’s endless sea of paperwork, drive Keqing up the wall, and leave Ningguang questioning reality!
“Protect the files? No, I’m just protecting my dangerously receding hairline and my sleep!”
[A ridiculous story about a programmer who transmigrates into Ganyu, only wants to lie flat, and ends up shocking all of Teyvat with his outrageous antics!]
A little short, but a little interesting. Good luck to the author.