Reborn Storyteller, Master of Fate

Reborn in another world, Lu Yan only wants to be a handsome storyteller who keeps to himself. Unfortunately, his abilities won't let him! The ghost stories he casually tells can come true the very next day. Before long, Painted-Skin Ghosts become his “plants,” and ancient tombs scramble to hire him to “write their scripts.” The tomb-raiding world goes wild: “Boss, what are the odds on our next tomb? Please say something auspicious!” The cultivation world falls apart: “Stop talking! Quit predicting that someone else's patriarch is about to pass away!” When the world-ending demon god awakens and all beings tremble, Lu Yan merely clears his throat: “Don't panic. I'll make up a story about a hero saving the world right now. As for the protagonist... I haven't decided yet.”