NBA: This Version of LeBron James Is Almost Too Good to Be True

The biggest draft blunder of the 2004 NBA draft, and the most outrageous second-round pick in history! After the System made a mistake, I got the rookie LeBron James 1.0 version for free, then awakened the martial arts secret technique Star Absorption Art. I could choose to absorb my opponent's fundamentals from the next three months, or their peak abilities for three minutes! Provoke their emotions, and I get it all for free! Fine, fine! You look down on me, a little yellow-skinned nobody? Then I'll become the league's public enemy! Trash talk is my basic attack, and fighting is how I make a living! With the LeBron James 1.0 template, the coaching staff all chimed in: “Just imitate the King!” But you used this once-in-fifty-years talent to become his kryptonite! Oh, and you even splurged on actresses! You're either flirting with women or stirring up trouble! A hard-nosed playing style, bringing back the tough guys of the 1990s! Packed with hilarious catchphrases and outrageous antics that turn everything upside down! Q: You went to Philadelphia and teamed up with Iverson as a dynamic duo. Why do actresses keep throwing themselves at you like there's no tomorrow? A: To make Philly even spicier! Q: How would you rate your work ethic in the NBA? A: I may not be able to stay alive, but I can't go without a bit! [High-energy action + comedy + System + character growth] The retreating Wolf, Garnett; the peace-loving Artest; Big Ben, steady as a bell and drum; and Gilbert Arenas, who pulls a gun out anywhere, are all on my list of enemies. The story begins with the Lakers...