Also known as The System Is Here, So How Can I Not Get in on the Three Kingdoms Frenzy?, Damn It, You Made Me Kidnap Diaochan from the Start, or After Capturing Diaochan, I Hesitated.
It starts at Fengyi Pavilion. Lü Bu tells me to keep watch, Dong Zhuo tells me to catch them in the act, and Wang Yun orders me to help Diaochan. I’m swamped.
“He’s so fat. What use is Dong Zhuo in a battle? Is he supposed to be army rations?”
“Lü Bu is a unit of measurement, and I’m the standard that defines it.”
“I got careless. When I ran into Liu Bei, I forgot to cry first!”
Luofeng doesn’t deny that he got carried away with those remarks.
Who gets a golden finger and doesn’t make a big fuss about it?
Got a problem with that?
In the System’s eyes, you’re just fertilizer for a fertile field.
Even a couch potato gets his day to shine. I’ll rise from the cracks and become a great overlord of the Three Kingdoms.
