Name: Genshin Impact: The Teyvat Retirement Squad
Author: Ta Erzi

Synopsis

[New readers, don’t click in. Consider this your early warning.]

The day the Seven Archons of Teyvat retire, the world gains a sunset sightseeing tour group.

As one of Liyue’s oldest adepti, Yongyuan somehow never forgot how Morax tricked him into joining the ranks of the retired.

Zhongli: I’ve fought my whole life. Can’t I enjoy myself for once?

Venti: As one of the three old men, I suppose I count as a senior citizen too.

Ei: I’m just the cook, in charge of meals for the tour group. Who’s in favor? Who’s against?

Furina: I’m not one of the Seven. Do you really think Morax, Barbatos, and Adeptus Treadcloud Sword Song, those three old geezers, could even scrape together one Mora? That’s why the tour needs me.

Nahida: I’ve been learning how to become a worthy god. Perhaps this will be a meaningful journey.

Mavuika: No time to explain. Get in!

Adeptus Treadcloud Sword Song: My dear old friends are a delight. I, too, deserve a chance to enjoy myself.

Lumine and Paimon: I understand the point of this trip now. Why am I even looking for my brother? He hasn’t looked for me in five hundred years, so why should I look for him? I’m retiring too.

Other names

Genshin Impact: The Seven Archons Retire and Go on a Group Vacation原神：都退休了，七神组团旅游Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

351Chapters

4.3kReads · 30 days

132.8kReads · all time

316Shelves

7.0Score

9 ch/weekPace

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