The Laid-Back Pill Sage: From the Start, I Find a Taotie Bowl

Chen Changsheng transmigrates to the Cultivation Realm with a broken bowl and becomes the lowest-ranking waste-pill disposal worker in the Pill Sect. While others toil at cultivation, he sleeps; while they refine pills, he eats. Yet the broken bowl above his head is constantly gobbling things up: absorbing spiritual energy, swallowing pill flames, chewing through poisonous mists, and even munching the tribulation clouds of an elder until they turn into cotton candy. While outer-sect disciples brawl over half a fasting pill, the gray “waste pills” in his bowl have already piled up into mountains. While the chosen heirs show off their three-stripe Foundation Establishment Pills, he pops golden spirit pills like candy. The Demonic Path attacks? Outside the sect’s protective formation, his snores rumble like thunder. When he wakes, all the magical artifacts lying around have become spirit liquid in his bowl. The Immortal Realm demands answers? Thirty-three layers of thunder tribulation come crashing down, only to be refined into a tonic pill packed with every benefit. Then one day, the medicinal fields wither and the spirit veins run dry. The five great immortal sects storm the Pill Sect, holding up demon-revealing mirrors. Huddled behind an alchemy furnace with his broken bowl, Chen Changsheng watches the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation fill the sky and timidly pulls out a purple spirit pill. “How about... I pay you back?” In an instant, time and space freeze. Amid the pill’s radiance, the manifestations of three thousand Dao Venerables kneel before him. It turns out the so-called Cultivation Realm is nothing but scraps the gluttonous bowl hadn’t licked clean. [Lazy-fish lie-flat cultivation + secretly satisfying invincibility + sect-building and farming] Watch a broken bowl swallow the heavens and devour the earth as it raises a good-for-nothing, and see a lazy fish forced to become a sage, laughing at the Three Realms.