Nonsense! My Wife-Empress Can’t Possibly Be a Psycho

Name: Nonsense! My Wife-Empress Can’t Possibly Be a Psycho
Author: I'm Just a Hopeless Romantic

胡说，我家妻主不可能是疯批

by I'm Just a Hopeless Romantic (我就是恋爱脑)

Status: Completed
Length: 392k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 29d ago
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[Female-oriented female-dominant world + sweet romance + devoted to each other + villain + raising kids + putting scumbags in their place] Lou Huaili was a veteran villain specialist who had raised hundreds of villains, with an S+ rating on every mission. This time, though, something went wrong. Lou Huaili couldn't understand it. He'd always been raising villains before, so why was he now supposed to teach one to reform? He was good at fighting and killing alongside villains, but reforming them...? No worries, no worries. Everything has a first time. He could do it (not a chance). Lou Huaili dutifully stayed with the villain for eleven years, watching her grow up, marrying her, and having children with her, before faking his own death. On the day he completed his mission and prepared to retire, he was pale as he held her hand and gave her a long list of instructions. But as he breathed his last, he didn't even get a chance to see the newborn twins. He thought that once the mission was over, the two of them would never cross paths again. But just as he returned to the Quick Transmigration Bureau to request leave, the villain's rising corruption rating caused his mission to be marked incomplete, and he was kicked back into the world. Lou Huaili, who had made no preparations for what came after faking his death: “...?” Come on, man. Can he just die one more time? A stormy night, a grave in the wilderness, and someone digging it up nearby. Newly arrived in this world, Lou Huaili hid behind a tree, trembling and not daring to move. Oh my god, guys, does anyone understand? Faking his death had failed, fine, but why did someone have to dig up his grave? As his thoughts raced, a familiar figure appeared before him. In the newcomer's dark, ink-black eyes lurked a sick, obsessive madness. “Since my husband won't behave, how about I break his legs and lock him up?” Lou Huaili: “?” Wait, what happened to the little villain he'd worked so hard to reform?

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It must be five stars. I, the male protagonist, have a great time watching a male protagonist of this status. The female protagonist is very possessive and can only think about the male protagonist. This boy's mother is really satisfied.
32 likes1y ago
It's so funny, you're already a woman, why should I watch boys if I don't? When I look at girls, do I see the heroine being coquettishly dependent on the male protagonist, or do I see the male protagonist being chauvinistic? Please, this is the heroine! ! !
12 likes1y ago
I can recommend it. The writing style is good, the writing is wonderful, the sweet love is also good. The heroine is jealous of children and the hero is indulgent and doting on the heroine. This book is not abusing the heroine, and it is considered a good read.
12 likes1y ago
First! ! It's really the first time I've seen the male protagonist from the mission's point of view, it's very new! ! As long as the young couple is sweet!
11 likes1y ago
The writing style is very good and the logic is very clear. This is one of the few good-looking novels about female heroes that I have read. There is nothing particularly sadistic about it. The two of them are sweet and sweet at the same time. Overall, it's very nice [flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss]
6 likes9mo ago
Super super super super beautiful! ! ! ! It's been a long time since I found a novel that suits my taste! I really like how the female protagonist dotes on and dominates the male protagonist, and the two babies are so cute! Great cheers for the update.
3 likes11mo ago
I still like the author's style and plot. I personally don't pay attention to details when reading books. I haven't read the issues mentioned in the comments for the time being. If the author really stops updating, I will come back and give a one-star review.
3 likes1y ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the sweetness! The heroine loves her so much [shy][shy]
3 likes1y ago
Hee hee hee, it looks so good. The two children of the male and female lead are so cute.
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It's good to watch. The plot of running with the ball still attracts me.
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