What’s a Woman to Do When Her Husband Loves to Act Cute?

【Female-Dominant World + Ancient-Style Marriage Before Love (well, it’s love at first sight, but they don’t realize it) + One-on-One Romance + Both Pure + A Little Discipline Early On + All the Pampering Later!】 【Cold, Tough General and Princess-Regent Heroine + Fussy, Adorably Clueless Hero Who Pretends to Be a Man (literally)】 【All the political scheming is just there to move the plot along, so don’t take it too seriously】 Yun Ce fought her way through countless battles, earning military merits with blood and sweat. At last, her sworn friend ascended the throne, and she became The Outcast, second only to the ruler and above all others. She found the men in the army hard to deal with, and couldn’t care less about taking a husband. When she saw her friend preparing to hold a selection of consorts to balance the court, she decided to head off any attempts to choose a husband for her. At the Mid-Autumn banquet, she spotted a pretty young man with bright, fluttering eyes. He looked so much like the person from her dreams. When she asked about him, she learned he was the very man her friend had picked to enter the palace as a consort. She didn’t care. She had her eye on him, and she wanted him. Years of military thinking had convinced her that if she could recognize someone the moment they met, there must be some secret about them. As soon as the banquet ended, she rushed into the imperial study. “Your Majesty, I want to marry your consort!” … On their wedding night: He doesn’t even know how to serve me. What a foolish man! Seven days after the wedding: What? You went into the palace to pick a fight? You’re small, but you’ve got some nerve. I’m taking you home for a lesson in discipline. But he started crying. Why did I want to cry, too? Five months after the wedding: So much for a secret. He’s just a crybaby. … Three years after the wedding: “Wen Yanci!” “How did the roof cave in?” “I said a cat stepped on it and brought it down.” “Do you believe me?” Yun Ce: Fine. She asked for this, and she’ll pamper him.