Mecha Pirates: The Heavenly Court’s Tyrant Beats the Empress to Tears

[Heavenly Court Heavy Industries + Chinese-style sci-fi + humorous and hilarious + unifying the pirate world] “Akainu, is your magma enough to brew a pot of tea for my Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation?” Qin Ming pilots the Great Sage Mecha and crushes Akainu's giant magma fist with one stomp. The Star River Shield, the “Mysterious Yellow Pagoda,” blossoms with blinding golden light behind him. The sky above the Summit War is torn apart by the “Zhou Tian Star-Dipper Array.” The stars become railguns, trained on Marineford! The Marine Headquarters falls deathly silent. Sengoku trembles all over. “Th-this... is this divine punishment?!” . “Lord Qin Ming!” Nami tears up her own map and rushes toward the Heavenly Court warship like a madwoman. “Take me to see the Star River Shield! Please!” Hancock kicks Luffy aside, her high heels cracking the ground. “My heart... beats only for you!” Robin clings to the outside of the mecha, her eyes bloodshot. “Let me study Heavenly Court technology! I'll trade anything for the chance!” The empresses vie for his affection, while Princess Shirahoshi cries so much she drenches the entire deck. “But I met Lord Qin Ming first!” Luffy clutches his head in despair. “He stole my Straw Hat crew! Nami, Robin, Hancock, they all left!” . “The Marines? The Four Emperors? The Celestial Dragons? They're all ants!” Qin Ming sits on the “Heavenly Emperor's Throne,” one arm around Momousagi's waist. Beneath his feet is the head of Kaido in his azure dragon form. The Great Sage Mecha crushes Imu's crown, and Samadhi True Fire spreads through the Void Throne and engulfs the Holy Land. Behind him, the “Heavenly River Fleet” stretches across the sky! He curls his lips into a smile. “I make the rules in this pirate world.”