The Corrupted Top-Tier Star Shakes the Dynasties, and the Ancients Beg Him to Stop Slacking

Ding! Your melodramatic life has arrived.

Book Description:

Yang Hao was once a top-tier star influencer adored by the entire internet. He earned millions a year, only to be betrayed by his own family.

After electric shock therapy to cure his internet addiction and imprisonment in a psychiatric ward, the former star was drained of every last bit of value and reduced to a mad beggar huddled beneath a bridge.

“I'm done with this world!”

As a shooting star streaked across the sky, an SSS-rank Time-Space Food Delivery System appeared. On the night he bound himself to it, a video of red-braised pork edited in his shabby rental apartment set the sky screens of countless dynasties ablaze

At a grand feast in the Great Qin, the First Emperor gazed intently at the quivering Dongpo pork. “Someone, tear down the cattle shed!”

Inside Weiyang Palace, Fan Kuai kicked over a cauldron of dog meat. “I don't need this useless general's job anymore. I'm opening a chain of barbecue restaurants!”

Cao Cao raised a plate of sweet-and-sour ribs to drive back an army of 800,000, while Guo Jia drooled. “My lord, this works better than massacring a city!”

When Qianlong held up a Peking duck from Quanjude to call out to the sky screen, and Zhu Yuanzhang offered to abdicate in favor of Zhu Biao while holding Buddha Jumps Over the Wall,

Yang Hao lounged on his shabby sofa and smirked. “What's the rush? I've only played the opening credits...”

Later, the history books recorded: In the first year of Tianqi, emperors across countless dynasties collectively went mad. Fragrant dishes wafted from the imperial kitchens night after night, and amid the piles of memorials appeared a request: "Please, we beg you, teach us how to make Yangzhou fried rice."

Meanwhile, the man behind it all crossed his legs and chuckled at his rapidly rising System balance. “I said I wanted to be a lazy fish. How did I end up becoming the richest man by doing nothing?”

[Madman face-slapping + Gourmet Food Through the Screen + Emperors Begging for More]

When doing nothing becomes the ultimate weapon, these ancient people are in for a wild ride!