They Spoiled That Jiajing Skipped Court? The Old Zhu Flips the Table!

[System, historical livestream, dynasties losing their minds, mindless power fantasy, lighthearted comedy]

Li Xin obtains the “Myriad Worlds Historical Video System.” As long as he edits videos and broadcasts them on the sky screens of the various dynasties, he’ll receive generous rewards.

He thought he’d just make a little pocket money, but the emperors and ministers of every age go completely crazy watching!

From the start, he plays “Write the Wildest Poems, Cultivate the Most Unorthodox Immortality: A Showcase of Ming Dynasty’s Eccentric Emperors”!

When the line “On the day peace calls me back to court, I’ll take off my armor with you, sir” rings across the Myriad Worlds:

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: “What a magnificent spirit! I’d gladly drink three hundred cups with a heroic ruler like that!”

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: “Damn, that emperor lives in style. I’m jealous!”

Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang: “Hahaha! What a poem! My Zhu family descendants sure have guts!”

But when Li Xin changes the subject and reveals that the emperor who wrote this peerlessly bold poem went twenty years without attending court, spending every day in the harem refining elixirs and cultivating immortality, the mood across the dynasties changes completely!

Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng’s eyes light up. “What? An emperor can cultivate immortality? Hand over the elixir recipe at once!”

Zhu Yuanzhang draws his imperial sword and roars at the sky: “Twenty years without attending court? I’ll chop that damn immortal-cultivating brat to pieces today!!!”

Ming Chengzu Zhu Di (trembling): “Father, put the knife down. We can talk this out, Father...”

Next, the second poem, “Man Jiang Hong: Thoughts on the Past,”

and the third, “Nian Nu Jiao: Remembering the Past at Red Cliff,”

are revealed one after another.

The blood pressure of the ancestors of every dynasty finally becomes too much to bear...