Great! So You Were All the Bad Guys!

After a dump truck came roaring by, Du Wei transmigrated to another world and became Silvermoon City's only Vengeful Paladin. He thought he would spend his life walking in the holy light, but instead he awakened the favor of the God of Slaughter. And so, a bizarre mash-up was born, one that would drive the villains of the entire continent to despair. When enemies hid in the shadows, Du Wei used "Abyssal Concealment," becoming even sneakier than an assassin: "Buddy, want to learn about backstabbing?" When enemies tried to fight him head-on, Du Wei hit back with a "Holy Light Slash," dealing outrageous damage: "I'm a Paladin, so it's only natural that I'm a little stronger, right?" He's a bloodthirsty butcher in the underground black market's rumors, yet the holy city sees him as its most devout preacher. He's a con artist who manipulates people's hearts, yet also a Paladin who makes sinners tremble. Villain A: "Run! That demon who kills without blinking is back! He slaughtered the entire black market just yesterday!" Villain B: "But the intelligence report says he's a virtuous Paladin who wins people over with kindness!" Villain A: "What the hell does 'wins people over with kindness' mean? His sword is literally called 'Win Them Over with Kindness'!" Looking at the villains trembling all over the ground, Du Wei sighed helplessly: "I'm really a Paladin. I just moonlight as the Chosen of the God of Slaughter. Do you really have to be this scared?"