Me? Danzo's Son!

[Don't click in!!! This story was discontinued for various reasons. See the table of contents for the details, under "Apology Letter." The writing was too awkward, and I had no idea how to revise it, so I'm starting over. You can find the new version on my profile.] [Male protagonist + original character + no main pairing + slight one-sided crushes + pure comedy + no outline + no golden finger] Warning! This isn't purely Naruto! Cultivation elements show up halfway through! This is a female-oriented story!!! Anything that doesn't match the original work or reality is the author's personal setting!!! OOC is inevitable! The characters belong to the original work. The OOC is mine! Ling transmigrates into another world... He becomes a poor little orphan with no father or mother [what a familiar start]. Then Danzo takes an interest in him, and he becomes Danzo's publicly acknowledged son. "Hey~ I'm Shimura Ling~" "That's right, this is the power of Konoha's friendship and bonds!" I have less money than Asuma? Compile reference books! A huge hit! Force the herbal medicine industry to expand, turn the herbs into pills, and make a fortune! Make explosives! Make a fortune! What do I do if I run out of chakra? Become Tsunade's student! Learn the Yin Seal! Konoha's logistics department! Main cast, you get out there and hold them off! What? Danzo might actually be my biological father? What? I'm actually a spy sent by Madara? What? I look a lot like Rin? Uh... Who knew I had so many buffs...?