I'm Diao Chan, and I Saw Lu Bu Become Invincible Riding a Dog

Du Xiaotang transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and becomes Diao Chan. She follows the rough-and-ready Lü Bu through campaigns across the land, helping him achieve legendary feats. She has two jobs: fight battles and find wives for her subordinates. She’s heard Cao Cao’s wives are all gorgeous. Wouldn’t it be great to gradually snatch them all and give them to her husband’s men? Du Xiaotang slowly woke up to find herself in an antique bed at Wang Yun’s residence, her head still spinning. “What happened to me…” She rubbed her temples. After absorbing Diao Chan’s memories, she let out a long sigh. “What terrible luck!” A commotion sounded outside the door, and Du Xiaotang curiously went to the window. What she saw nearly made her laugh herself sick. Lü Bu, that huge, burly fellow, was charging around the courtyard on an enormous wolfhound. The poor dog was groaning under his weight. Du Xiaotang couldn’t help muttering, “Has Lü Bu lost his mind? He has the Red Hare and still rides a dog!” She covered her mouth, laughing so hard that tears were almost streaming from her eyes. As she laughed, Lü Bu suddenly looked up at her, his eyes fierce. Lü Bu shouted at the top of his lungs, “Diao Chan, what are you laughing at?” Du Xiaotang’s heart lurched. She quickly stopped laughing, put on a gentle expression, and said coyly, “General Lü, your mount is certainly one of a kind! I just found it so unusual that I couldn’t help laughing.” Lü Bu looked baffled. “What? This general’s wolfhound is mighty impressive!” Du Xiaotang held back her laughter and nodded. “Yes, yes, it’s incredibly impressive!”