
After Getting Burned by a Fish, This Kitty Faked Its Death and Left
被鱼渣后,猫猫我选择了死遁
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Babies passing by leave their footsteps behind! ! The whole plot is very coherent, sour and sweet, and the early stage of Yuyu: How can a mere mortal be worthy of me and become the Jade Immortal King? Mid-term Pisces: Husband! ! Don't you want me anymore? (Crying) Later Yuyu: Fugui is the best little cat in the world But having said that, this little fish is really a bit ungrateful in the early stage. Do you know how many tears you made me cry? [Pout] Don't let go of this hateful Yutang at all. In fact, there are so many knives in the middle. The critical attack of the knives caught me off guard and made my double eyelids burst into tears. But don't run away yet, it's still very good-looking~ Li Facai: Stinky fish, dead fish, scum fish! ! ! Lose our wealth and run away! Don't even think about entering our Li family's door! ! Book friends, you can start now. After all, this is the crematorium for chasing your wife. How can you chase your wife without some death, right? [Thinking] Here, I wish the fish fairy and the cat baby will never be separated for a long time, and take Qibao with them for a lifetime of happiness! ! ! 2025.5.30
Good looking! Cats are so cute, and sincerity is indeed a must-kill skill. Cats are mainly about exchanging sincerity for sincerity, and Yu is also falling for it little by little without knowing it (•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ, but Yu may be a duck, and he has the toughest mouth in his whole body. You have to be slapped in the face to know how good it is to lick dogs and kittens. But the setting of beauty attack is really good, hehe. Recommended reading!
It's really good-looking. At first I thought Fugui's name was a bit crude, but it matches the most sincere and adorable cat. In the emotional entanglement with the fish, the fish is a arrogant person and the cat is a straightforward person. They are the best match.
Finally I can write a book review. I am not a harsh person, but I still have to say that the writing style is very cute, so cute that it is a bit evasive, but maybe it is developed from the world view of a small animal. Forgiveness and hate are very casual, but unfortunately it becomes a big weakness in the main plot. Sometimes a very serious plot suddenly "resolves cutely", well, hiss. But if you read it as a cute article, it might not be a problem. The writing is good. The protagonist who dares to love, dare to hate, and treats the world with innocence and kindness, but I feel that the edges and corners have not been handled well, and the tolerance and freedom are actually qualitatively different from the Virgin. Although I can no longer be entangled in the past obsession, I still have to make dumplings to lighten the character conflicts in the later stage. I feel that this matter obviously needs a small climax of the plot to promote it, and it needs an anger or emotional catharsis to cut some knots. In the end, I chose to shoot "Everyone should get along well" to solve the problem, but it felt that it would be awkward. In fact, as for the second half of the parents chapter, which I am quite depressed about, it may be because I am a child from a typical East Asian family. I hope that Fugui will not make dumplings, so I hope that Fugui's grievances can be seen, which may be a reflection of the future that I am looking forward to out of the family quagmire. Be it family or love, nothing is more important than yourself. Therefore, one would expect kittens that dare to love and hate to grow little wings and fly away. Just like cats can't grow wings, it seems that neither we nor Fugui can escape the shackles of the blood relationship system and will fall into the quicksand of "so what, they are my parents". But, Xiao Fugui, Xiao Fugui, you were born as a kitten that belongs only to you. When you were suppressed by your mother, you got up by yourself. When you were kicked out of the demon world, you raised yourself by yourself. You made your friends and lovers by yourself. The crutch you use to walk in the world is you, not the person who brought you here and didn't guide you. Maybe this is the life of East Asians. I feel like I hate my parents, but I still remember the ice cream they bought for me one day. Love is not considered love, and I hate it. There is a bit much to say about the parents chapter at the end, but it can be regarded as a knot that I have not solved after reading it. Because it is often brought into the insinuation, I will not give a low score because of the different concepts of this paragraph. It is more touching. Indeed, I did not expect that the saying that belated affection is more stupid than grass is really applicable to any relationship. After thinking about it, I decided to write a follow-up review. Fugui is a happy kitten because he is optimistic and tolerant enough, but I also think he is a poor kitten. He was neglected and cheated on his love in childhood. Even if these are not the original intentions of those people, the damage is always substantial. If the mirror is broken, there will be cracks no matter how hard you put it together. In fact, Fugui has always given me a feeling of distress. It seems that no one told him that you can be angry or hateful. He often says "forget it, he didn't mean it". The more times he does it, the more he is not generous, but that he lacks this aspect. Then, no matter how cute and relaxed he is, it will amplify the harm caused to others. People who can't see clearly will also feel vaguely angry, worthless, and distressed. This is why even if the reunion is happy in the end, it will always feel weird. To be honest, I still feel that the conflict has not been resolved well. The ending of the chapter on parents is actually very sloppy, just like having a conflict with your parents, just close the door and sleep one night and have a meal, but the conflict is still there, and it will not disappear by itself if you don't look at it. In fact, I think the author may have found that he is powerless after writing it. In the end, he used physical punishment to resolve the conflict, but no one said anything. It was just a show of good will and he didn't want to be discovered, and then he became choked and pinched. Love is not silent...
The most amazing thing in the book is Cheng Yu's psychological description. The unspeakable love, the taste buried deep in my thoughts, and the depravity that I later regretted. Sos good product! It's so yummy... Crazy and crazy. Many times I thought that Chengyu would be sad because Maomao regarded him as a friend. But in the end, he only felt happy in his heart - because he felt sorry for Maomao. Damn, the cat is good, the fish is good, it's delicious, eat more
Great, great. Although the love story between Maomao and Xiaoyu is very interesting, it is very beautiful. But don't talk about changing the attack. After all, it is the setting of the author himself. If it is well written by others, you have to change the attack. If you don't like it, you can quit. I saw this I hate aggression, and I feel a little uncomfortable with it. I feel that aggression and suffering are mutually reinforcing. If you ask two ignorant people with huge differences in status to fall in love smoothly, it seems impossible. Emotional twists and turns are necessary. The ending must be good anyway, and the crematorium is not pleasant to watch! ! I'm going to put my armor up here. I'm not attacking or controlling, I'm just a little girl who likes to flirt with cute couples. Tonic scolded me [crying] [crying]
The author writes very well! Maomao treats people with sincerity and stupidity, which makes me hate iron. But he is very lovable. The one star missing is probably because of his attack. . . He used Maomao to keep his body healthy, and even used the wedding day to escape from marriage to kill the devil. Before he could kill him, he let him harm Maomao in turn. Oh my god, although it was not Gong's intention, it did indirectly kill the cat. If Cat was really just an ordinary person, he would not be able to survive. A pure heart and love was so ruined. I can accept not to change Gong, but I haven't reached the crematorium of Chasing My Wife yet, so I am still a little aggrieved. I feel like cats are too soft-hearted and indulgent when fighting against each other. Kitten's childhood has been miserable and hard enough, don't suffer from love anymore
The rating of this book shouldn't be so low. It's super sweet at the beginning. You may not like 🐟's character, but the introduction says 🐟 is so tsundere, and some people can't accept 🐟's running away, but that's the outline of the book, introduction. It's very clear, blind people, please don't comment. To be honest later, I actually always thought this cp was a bit counterintuitive before a certain chapter, but after a certain chapter I no longer felt it [note] Which one is the specific picture in a certain chapter? Guess [smiling with evil intentions]
Looks good, the cat has a very good personality, honest, simple and enthusiastic, very cute! Yuyu is a bit cold and arrogant, but he is a perfect match for Cat! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's so good and they are so beautiful. I highly recommend watching it!
Super pretty. My eyes turned red when I smiled. This is the third cat book I have read, and it is also the most heartless and annoying cat book I have ever read. The clear big eyes of the rich cat always reveal the great wisdom of love and life, so great that you will not underline it, because they are simple and easy to understand, but the most easily forgotten way of being a person and doing things. The author's writing is vivid and the plot is logical and echoes everywhere. Happy suddenly makes the reader laugh, and then suddenly stabs the reader. It's the kind that seduce readers into the tranquility of the years in the book, coaxing you to close your eyes and feel that the breeze and the bright moon are all him, when suddenly a fat fish jumps out of the wall. Driving a car is indispensable for men's novels. Well, the author drives a rocket🚀