The Entire Court Can Read Minds, and the Little Palace Maid Is Everyone's Favorite

[Mind-reading across the whole court + everyone's favorite + lighthearted + hilarious] Li Qingle transmigrates into a book, landing in an ancient novel as a little palace maid who stands behind the emperor and fans him. The emperor says, “These are the memorials you've submitted? What is all this nonsense? ‘Your Majesty, what will you eat today?’ What I eat is my business. Why are you asking me? Do you have nothing better to do all day?” [Of course they have nothing better to do. Your ministers spend every day listening to music and drinking, collecting their salaries without lifting a finger. You're the only one fretting over state affairs all day, and you'll work yourself to death in less than two years.] What? He'll work himself to death in two years? Fine. His ministers like listening to music and drinking, do they? He'll make sure they get their fill. “Guards, bring wine! One hundred jars for each of them. Let them drink themselves to death!” “Please don't, Your Majesty! We promise never to drink again!” [Lord Shangshu, none of your five children are yours. You're infertile, you know? Good grief, you've been cuckolded so many times!] Lord Shangshu: “Drag those concubines who gave birth to my children out and beat them to death!” [Deputy Minister of War Chen Yu, that's rough. Your younger brother is fooling around with Concubine Fang, and they're plotting at home right now to poison you and seize your estate!] Chen Yu: He'll kill those two ungrateful wretches himself. [Wow, it's finally time for the palace maids to leave the palace. Once I'm out, I'm never coming back. I'm going to fly free!] That very night, the emperor tossed Li Qingle onto his dragon bed. “Be my empress, and rule the realm at my side. How does that sound?” [I want to leave the palace! I want to leave the palace! I just want to leave the palace, not become empress!!!]