After Reading the Crazy Regent's Mind, I Only Want Him to Spoil Me

A heavenly koi unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Su Jinxiu, the Prime Minister's legitimate daughter, and gets bound to a gossip System. But after a chance visit to the imperial palace, the Emperor appoints her to an official post by decree, and now she has to attend court every day.

Just thinking about it makes her want to cry. Her plan to slack off this time around has been completely ruined.

On her first day at work, the officials hear that the Emperor has been cuckolded by the Noble Consort.

[What? The Emperor's been cheated on?]

[What? The Noble Consort has some nerve. Isn't she going to anger the Emperor to death?]

The Emperor hears this and charges straight into the harem, sending the Noble Consort to the Cold Palace!

Wait, seriously? Is there not a single decent official in this court? They all just want to pick the Emperor's treasury clean.

[Lin Yueshan, Vice Minister of Revenue, has embezzled thirty thousand taels of disaster relief funds for Jizhou over the past three months under the pretext of repairing river dikes!]

That thirty thousand taels could save so many people. What a corrupt official.

[And you, Prince Regent. Don't you always say you dislike women? Why are you leaning so close to me?]

Could you please stay farther away? I don't like you! I just want to stay alive!

[Princess Chaoyang, you've had it so rough. Just because you bought a maid, your consort stabbed you to death. Then he threw your child in with the beggars, and in the end, your daughter couldn't bear the humiliation and hanged herself!]

Princess Chaoyang crushes her teacup, uncovers her consort's crimes, cuts off every escape route, and forces him to divorce her!

Huh? Father, Mother, why are you looking at me like that?

My dear daughter, the Prince Regent holds great power and is a good match for you. I've already agreed to the marriage. Be ready to marry at any moment.