My Dharma Name Is Nichousha, and My Family Hears My Thoughts, So It’s Hard to Get Killed

[Hear Inner Thoughts + Cannon Fodder + Mindless Fun + Gossip + Comedy]

Chu Jiu thought she could survive a few years in the apocalypse and then simply keel over and die. But then the System department showed up to offer disaster relief, and she transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder destined to die in a dead end six months later. Her whole family were cannon fodder too. They were one big cannon-fodder household!

Right after transmigrating into the book, she was hunted by the heroine's own mother. Luckily, a beginner's gift package helped her escape, but there was no escaping her fate of returning home to gossip about herself.

When the heroine stumbled like a delicate little flower, Chu Jiu thought: [Why is my silly mom so fragile? But this works out perfectly! It gives that shameless white lotus a reason not to go up the mountain.]

Her mother immediately perked up. She wasn't a silly mother!

Her fourth younger brother waited with a dog for her to get out of the carriage, planning to put her in her place. Chu Jiu thought: [Does he think I'm like that fake-sweet Chu Qingwan, who whimpers if a dog even gets close? Dogs are our good friends.]

She turned to make way for her mother, who immediately slapped her fourth son a few times to give him a taste of his own medicine.

When the heroine pretended to faint, Chu Jiu didn't flinch. She gracefully lay down too, thinking: [A human cushion is so comfy. If we don't get inside soon, I'll fall asleep...]

Before long, Chu Jiu held a hair-growth pill she'd bought with points, unsure what to do. She turned to look at the piles of gold, silver, and jewels overflowing the courtyard, feeling puzzled. Had the Chu family hired a master to perform some kind of ritual?

Otherwise, why was everything so peaceful in the household? Why was the emperor putting her cheap dad to good use? And why hadn't that brat of a fourth brother broken his leg taking the heroine's place and suffering her misfortune??