After Taking My Husband’s Place at Court, Everyone’s Secret Identity Was Exposed

[Two male leads + man disguises himself as a woman + lighthearted comedy + inner thoughts]

Shen Lanzhou made a joke in his heart: “I pray that in my next life I’ll get a good mix of day and night shifts and never have to work nights again.” But apparently, Heaven only heard the first half.

He transmigrated. The good news was that he was still alive, and still a man in women’s clothing. The bad news was that he’d gotten married.

But to his surprise, his husband seemed to have transmigrated too.

There was one more piece of good news: they both had golden fingers, though his was a bit bigger.

From then on, the entire court of the Great Zhou dynasty went completely off the rails.

The prime minister stopped him at the gate to question him. Shen Lanzhou screamed internally, [Your tie’s crooked!] The prime minister instinctively touched his collar, leaving the entire court in an uproar.

The emperor drew a dragon while reviewing memorials. Shen Lanzhou recognized the modern-style phrase “I’m so emo.” They exchanged secret signals in the imperial study, then clung to each other and wept.

An enemy envoy hid poison beneath his fingernails. Shen Lanzhou was ordered to add popping candy to the envoy’s tea. It went off like firecrackers in the man’s mouth, and he fell to his knees, begging for mercy. “Divine punishment! It’s divine punishment!”

His husband always thought he was a woman.

Even when he felt how flat Shen Lanzhou’s chest was, he talked himself into believing, “My wife just hasn’t developed properly.”

One day in the future.

Shen Lanzhou: “Wake up. I’m a man.”

Gu Yunchen, ears bright red: “I know. I just didn’t dare admit it.”

Shen Lanzhou: “What about now?”

Gu Yunchen: “…My dear wife’s waist really is very slender.”