The Cultivator Sidekick Is a Total Badass, Popping Pills and Speeding for Miles

[No romance, absurd comedy, strong female lead, cultivation, fantasy] Reborn into a clichéd, brainless dog-blood novel, she experienced the full force of the heroine's halo and resolved to stay alive.

As a stepping stone on the heroine's cheat-fueled path, she was determined to survive. So she stepped out of the heroine's halo and went looking for a cheat of her own.

Let the storm come harder!

The heroine gets the treasures while she eats grass. The universally adored heroine shines, while her face is pixelated. The heroine joins the strongest sect, while she ends up in a sect on the verge of bankruptcy.

Chu Xin was conveniently chosen to make up the numbers as a direct disciple. Her eldest senior brother had an ice-block face, her second senior brother looked gloomy, and her third senior brother had the face of a husky. She wore a face that said, “I can't be bothered.” The whole sect was a bunch of lovable oddballs. While others fought over treasures, she picked up scraps; while others fought monsters, she chose to lie flat.

In a word: “I decide my own fate.”

Unfortunately, her sect was in dire straits, ranking dead last among the four great sects, which was downright embarrassing. But Chu Xin's talent was soon discovered. Her eldest senior brother became lively, her second senior brother realized the world was beautiful, and her third senior brother finally calmed down.

Chu Xin looked with satisfaction at her senior brothers, whom she'd used as lab rats. “Life really is beautiful.”

The senior brothers: “...Our lives aren't beautiful at all.”

Then one day, Chu Xin remembered the novel's plot and realized that all her senior brothers were supposed to be the heroine's devoted lapdogs. She immediately set out to save these misguided young men.

In short: “You can give up and lie flat, but my senior brothers can't be lapdogs.”

Thanks to Chu Xin's tireless efforts, the misguided young men all came to a realization. They reached just one conclusion: “Our little junior sister can send anyone flying! Other people's sweet, delicate junior sisters are just pathetic!”

From then on, the whole sect's style changed!

Every last one of them started crawling around in the shadows with a shameless grin!