
You Want Me to Be an Immortal Thief? No Way, Absolutely Not!
让我当仙盗?我不干,坚决不干!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 284k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- Among Buddhists and Daoists, I Keep My Head Down and Practice Forbidden Arts人在佛道,却闷头专搞邪术Former title · until Nov 2026
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I finished it in one go, it was great! The plot was exactly as described, no major flaws! However, the author is also very right, a book that doesn't generate revenue, relying solely on passion, won't last. I've also written several books that completely stalled; nobody read them, and it was truly unsustainable. 5 Stars for the author!
The theft is very logical; the protagonist does all the work, and the system rewards the stolen items based on their value without confiscating them. Plus, the items in the shop are incredibly powerful. The protagonist even has his own rules for killing. So far, it's quite entertaining. The protagonist's long-term breakthroughs are glossed over, avoiding a sense of melancholy. In terms of humor, it's passable, but there aren't enough updates; it's not enough to keep us entertained.
The premise is fantastic, the writing is smooth, and it's got a touch of humor. Most importantly, the author's values are incredibly sound; it's not like those typical cultivation novels with their petty thugs and brawls. Don't be misled by the title; this book's values are genuinely upright, even bordering on the wicked. A truly rare gem!
It's actually a very good show, and the main character is well-developed—a little cheeky, but also very human. I really hoped the adventures of the main characters could continue, and it seemed like there were many more developments and maps to explore, but… perhaps the returns weren't high enough, and the author couldn't continue writing, which is a real shame. But it still deserves five stars, both for its quality and for the sense of loss.
It's quite good, but updating only once a day is a bit infrequent. However, considering the number of readers, it's probably best not to let the book sit unread. You only have yourself to blame. Look at your own problems, okay? You don't even want to give it a 3.0 Rating.
Not bad, not bad, not bad... Not bad, not bad, not bad, promising future
Okay, it suits my taste, just a bit short. I'm looking forward to seeing what the little pig will become; I always feel he's extraordinary. I also want to see the protagonist's incredible rise and fall over thirty years. This book's 6.7 Rating is too low; it deserves a higher score.
Hilarious! In a time when cultivation novels have become formulaic, this one has carved its own path. You can't predict the plot at all, and it presents a completely different worldview – a truly fascinating novel.
It was kind of fun, anyway, once you'd stolen it, you could watch them break down, hahaha 🤭 Forget it, the updates are too slow, I don't want to read anymore. I don't even know when it will update again. I suggest those hoping for two or even one update a day just give up 🤦
It's quite good. The interactions between the male lead and the system are quite funny. The system is set up as a theft system, and the male lead also has various evil powers. The plot is tight, and there aren't any messy female supporting characters. However, the author only wrote a little over a hundred chapters before stopping.