I’m a Hardened Bandit, So Why Is the 749 Bureau Inviting Me to Join?

Name: I’m a Hardened Bandit, So Why Is the 749 Bureau Inviting Me to Join?
Author: I Predicted Your Prediction

我一悍匪，被749局邀请加入？

by I Predicted Your Prediction (我预判了你的预判)

Status: Completed
Length: 556k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Comedy】【No Leveling Up】【Invincible】【Decisive and Ruthless】【Romance Included, Please Don’t Hate】 Hao Kun awakens the Bandit Robbery System. Robbing monsters, ghosts, gods, and Buddhas from across the heavens earns him rewards. His very first mission is to rob King Yama of the Book of Life and Death! Viewer 1: What a load of crap. You think you can steal the Book of Life and Death? Viewer 2: If you can steal it, I’ll eat my words. Viewer 3: It’s not that we don’t believe you, streamer. We just want to see it for ourselves. Seeing that the viewers didn’t believe him, Hao Kun set out to prove it! He put on a bandit’s mask that gave him a million points of combat power, donned a Taoist robe worth ten coins, and wielded a thousand-year-old lightning-struck peachwood baseball bat. Then he really did storm into the Hall of Judgment! Viewers: Holy crap! That’s awesome! King Yama: Who are you, and what are you doing here? Hao Kun: I’m here to steal the Book of Life and Death! King Yama: Guards! Protect me! Hao Kun: Protect you from what? You’re the only one left! Quit stalling and hand over the book! King Yama trembled: Brother, you can’t keep going further down the path of crime! Hao Kun: Ha! What crime? The laws of the underworld can’t govern a bandit from the living world! King Yama sensibly handed over the Book of Life and Death. The whole internet was stunned! After that, Hao Kun went further and further down the road of robbery! The Seven Fairies’ underwear? Snatched! Erlang Shen’s dog? Taking it home! Sun Wukong’s golden cudgel? Stolen! The Queen Mother’s peach tree? Dug up with an excavator! The Buddha’s Mount Lingshan? Blown up with a nuclear bomb and hauled away by truck! Hao Kun turned the Three Realms and Six Paths upside down! The gods and Buddhas descended to report him, demanding the police arrest him! Hao Kun: I didn’t rob any mortals, so what law did I break? Police: Fair point. You’re free to go. Gods and Buddhas: Brother Kun, please give our stuff back! Hao Kun: I took it with my own skills. Why should I give it back?

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