Name: After I Transmigrated, I Became the Sickly Prince's Bodyguard
Author: Zi Zilan Tiao

Synopsis

In this life, the next life, and every life after that, Leng Suisui had never seen anything so absurd. She had declared herself an all-around agent, risked her life serving her country, and ended up hated by the entire internet, with thousands of people even signing petitions begging her to be reborn as a dog.

She thought transmigrating was already absurd enough, but she had even been saddled with a useless, broken System.

System: “You need to restore the male lead’s health bar to one hundred percent before you can go back.”

Me: “Who’s the male lead?”

System: “I don’t know either!”

Me: “...”

Taking a deep breath, I asked, “How am I supposed to know who the male lead is?”

System: “When he appears, you’ll be able to see his health bar!”

Me: “So you brought me here just to be a bodyguard for this male lead, whoever he is?”

System: “No need to thank me. It’s my job!”

Me: “...”

Of course, while Leng Suisui found the System annoying, the System found her just as irritating.

Not only did she chatter nonstop all day, she also loved gossip and was a bona fide drama queen. She was utterly unreliable, and the System often wondered whether choosing such a scatterbrain to win over the male lead’s health bar had really been the right decision, and how long it would take her to fill it up.

But why was the target she was supposed to win over turning the tables and winning her over instead? That was against the rules.

Leng Suisui sighed: “I’m winning over your health bar, while you’re winning over my heart~”

Other names

Don't Mess With the Regent's Princess Consort, She Never Stops Talking别惹摄政王的小王妃，嘴太碎Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

322Chapters

1.6kReads · 30 days

92.6kReads · all time

160Shelf adds, last 14 days

7.1Score

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