Know This, Know This: I Just Want to Retire

[One-on-one romance + equally matched leads + goofy jokes and memes + no brainless decisions + happy ending] Bai Xiaoqing believes that 99% of life’s troubles come from human stupidity. I think she’s right. Oh, and by the way, I’m Bai Xiaoqing. Everything about life before I transmigrated is 100% true! If the shoe fits, wear it. Before transmigrating, I was a miserable office drone. Afterward, I had a golden cudgel and was free to do whatever I pleased. The color-blind male lead swore he’d been single for thirty years. The heroine asked, “Then how do you take care of your needs?”