What?! My Simp’s Strategy Is Raising My Gu Poison, and Now He’s Gone Mad and Buried Them All

[Going off the rails + livestreaming + no forgiveness + both reborn + the remorseful ex gets his comeuppance]

The real heiress, Jiang Xi, woke up to find her world had fallen apart.

It turned out that the men pursuing her were bound to a Simp System: the more they fawned over her, the better their goddess's life became.

By then, her childhood sweetheart and fiancé had already fawned away her identity, turning her into the fake heiress who had taken the real one's place.

The puppy-like junior who wanted to use her beauty to curry favor with someone else said, “I fought to get this miracle water for you, Sis. Make sure you use it.”

The gentle uncle who wanted to leech off her health said, “Don't stay up so late. It's bad for you. Have a glass of warm milk.”

The gloomy, possessive sicko who feared her talent said, “I like smart people like you. I'll only work with you.”

As reality gradually matched her dreams, Jiang Xi's fists clenched.

So the psychos weren't going to lose it and treat her like a normal person, huh?

Jiang Xi kicked the simp away, then the scumbag, beating them up in public before putting on a whole show: a twelve-kilometer march, a hanging-and-wailing funeral, and a full-scale reputation-cleaning campaign.

At 87 jin, she had grown 88 jin of rebellious spirit. That extra jin had been ripped off someone else.

Netizens (shocked): “So crazy! So rotten! So twisted!”

The simps (trembling): “We've learned our lesson. Please spare us!”

Just as everyone thought she was so crazy she'd die alone, the media released a short clip, and the whole internet lost it.

In the video, Quan Heng, heir to the Quan family, leaned against Jiang Xi's shoulder with red-rimmed eyes, his expression shattered and restrained.

“They're all fake. I'm the only one who's real. Why won't you choose me?”

Jiang Xi sneered and waved him off. “You were so aloof when I was chasing you. Why cry now that I'm over you?”