As Wang Ma in a Crazy Story, I Send the CEO Flying and Laugh All the Way

[Absurd Comedy + Transmigration into a Book + System + Illogical Laughs + Feel-Good Fiction + No Romance]

Wang Gui had done so many bad deeds in her previous life that she starved to death. This time, she transmigrates into a mash-up of modern romance novels, where she works as the housekeeper for one protagonist after another: Auntie Wang.

Whether she’s a housekeeper or not doesn’t matter. The important thing is the huge salary and getting front-row seats to all the gossip!

The CEO confesses to his mistress: “Woman, I’ll love you forever.”

As Wang Gui sweeps rose petals off the floor, she curses under her breath: “Love my ass! Have you dealt with your fiancée at home yet?”

The movie star complains to his manager girlfriend: “Other than keeping our relationship secret, I’ve even fallen out with my family for you. What more do you want?”

Wang Gui rolls her eyes as she wipes the table: “You crazy bastard, your family clearly can’t stand all your scandals. They’re mad because you won’t get married!”

The young boy-toy gaslights the female CEO: “Sis, you’re getting old. If I take you out, people will laugh at me. Stay home and behave, okay?”

Wang Gui grabs a bucket and flies into a rage: “You’ve got a first love waiting outside, and you still want to stop my sister from making money? Get lost!”

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The longer she works and the more gossip she hears, the more she realizes something is wrong.

The protagonists aren’t following the plot at all. Some go bankrupt, some end up behind sewing machines, and even the heroine who was supposed to suffer through a tragic romance has become a powerful businesswoman.

They look at her with increasing passion. “Come back, Auntie Wang! We can’t live without you!”

Wang Gui hugs several buckets of hush money and drools shamelessly. “It’s not about the money. I just love working (gossiping)!”