Name: Journey to the West: This Xuanzang Is No Saint
Author: Zero XL

Synopsis

An ordinary young man was just enjoying a hot pot meal when, in the blink of an eye, he became the destined Pilgrim.

“If I keep helping you, how am I supposed to do my job as the project manager for this pilgrimage?!”

“If the Buddha finds out you hid immortal pills, swindled magical treasures, and even want to be the boss...”

“You dare threaten me?!”

“If the Queen of the Women's Country finds out you have several female confidantes...”

“So what do you want me to do for you?”

“I need to take a little over a week off. Cover for me during the Spider Demon's trial.”

“And make me look good. Brush over my flaws. Better yet, help me publish a biography...”

“Are you crazy??”

“If they find out you even got involved with Yang Jian's younger sister and Nezha's younger sister...”

“Then I'll come up with a new version and revise it!”

Li Er: “Royal Brother, I name you the National Preceptor of Great Tang!”

The Buddha: “Now that he's the National Preceptor of Great Tang, I suppose there's no need for him to fetch the scriptures anymore!”

Tang Sanzang: “Thunderclap Monastery has more than forty Buddhas, at least a dozen Bodhisattvas and Dharma Guardians, and over five hundred Arhats, both great and small~~~~~~”

Sun Wukong: “Master, Old Sun recommends you for the position of boss of Spirit Mountain!”

A certain Arhat: “Buddha, that old Tang fellow has gone mad. He says he's going to start a new Thunderclap Monastery!”

Other names

Journey to the West: Sanzang, Did You Lead the Tang Army Here?西游：三藏，是你把唐军引来的？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

186Chapters

100Reads · 30 days

491.7kReads · all time

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