
Commander, Why Are You Pretending to Be Dead So Hard?
长官,你怎么死装死装的?
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Anyone Know Stories Where the Protagonists Belong to a Government Organization That Handles Supernatural Incidents?
Are there any stories where the protagonists are part of an official government organization that handles supernatural incidents, dealing with abnormal events both in the country and around the world, such as monsters, ghosts, zombies, vampires, werewolves, and the like?
Write a Story That Starts With “Ding, the State Has Assigned You a Genetic Match”
I'm Out of Books! Seeking BL Novels Set in Interstellar Military Academies
If you are a strong person, please don't read Time Travel Guide or OE. Is there really no book with fewer typos? 😅 I will reject the article where the main character's name is misspelled. Please have a clear idea, a smooth emotional line, and the kind where both sides talk. Thank you, babes, and wish you a happy life😀
Looking for a Crowd-Pleasing Protagonist. Share Your Hidden Gems!
Looking for books similar to *The Oblivious Cannon Fodder Is Kissed Silly in the Protagonist's Arms*.
BL: Cool, Frail Beauty X Sunny, Cheerful Wife-Doting Man
Looking for Sweet Interstellar Romance Between Two Men With Spirit Companions
Male-Male Romance in the Entertainment Industry, with Variety Shows
Games like *Keep Running*, chase games, and *Werewolf* would be great. Something sweet and fluffy would be even better.
Looking for Silly, Lighthearted BL
Please, I Want Fluffy Male-Male Romance! Foxes, Kittens, That Sort of Thing
Recommend Fics as Unhinged as Mad, Completely Mad, the Crazier the Better
Looking for books similar to Everyone's Crazy, So Let's All Go Crazy.
Any Books with a Totally Unhinged Protagonist?
It's the mindset of, “The world laughs at me for being mad, while I laugh at them for not seeing through it.”
Any Hilarious BL Novels with Two Male Leads? The More Unhinged, the Better
I’m looking for books like What a Lunatic! This Dating Show Is So Much Fun!
Which Books Have Refined Your Tastes?
Please stop posting, please stop! Thank you for the recommendations, but there are so many comments that I can't see anything else anymore (`Δ´)!
Novels with Two Male Leads
I want a story with really intense aftereffects, but nothing too awkward. Ideally, it should be well-written and have two male leads.
Any Good Dual Male Lead Novels?
I'm open to any kind of novel with two male leads 😋 Does anyone have any good recommendations?
Looking for Unhinged BL Stories, Aaaah!
Looking for books like I'm Zhang San, Currently Under Review. I want a crazy dual-male-lead novel, something like the one below. I only want a dual-male-lead story.
Two Strong Male Leads, BL: Books That Can Help Me Break Through This Reading Slump
Recommend Novels, Please, Not Stories from Your Own Favorites Shelf
Looking for an Insane, Invincible Male Lead
Looking for books similar to Invincible, but a Little Crazy.
Stories with Two Male Leads
Looking for books like Seriously, Whose Cannon Fodder Is This Cute? Do You Have a Death Wish? I'm looking for a story with two male leads who transmigrate to the 1960s, 1970s, or 1980s.
Quick Transmigration! Everyone's Darling, No Fragmented Male Leads! Male Protagonist!
Looking for books similar to Me, a Scumbag, Accidentally Became Everyone's Crush.
King of Chaos, King of Memes
Looking for books similar to *Crazy, All Crazy, The Crazier the Better* (Xuyi Zhufeng). It's unhinged, packed with jokes, and the characters' mental state is completely off the rails. No wonder it took me days to find this one.
Any Amazing Published Books? Please Recommend Some!
Looking for books like Fiery Kiss.
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It's great to watch, but the ending is too rushed. . The emotional line is delicate, but the ending is too hasty. The career line is okay, but the ending is too hasty. . The writing is also great, but the ending is too rushed. . We kissed, but the ending was too hasty. . The emotional line is slightly sour, but the ending is too hasty. . Xiao Che said he was cute but the ending was too hasty. . The commander got what he wanted, but the ending was too hasty. . Both were strong, but the ending was too hasty. . The chief and Xiao Che are not in trouble, it's all the fault of the hasty ending! Poor sir, I haven't seen pornographic movies yet [crying] (definitely not what young readers want to read) Except for the shortcoming of a rushed ending, everything else is very good. The author's writing is strong and the young couple is sweet. 99999999999999999 Highly recommended!
Xiao I laughed while reading this article. Shou (Xiao) has a funny character and is a very nice person. On the one hand, he talks about how important money is to him, but he still helps poor students, helps classmates who are bullied, etc. (The part about him loving money is really funny, the author is very imaginative in this aspect [laughing evilly]) When it comes to attacking (division), he is cold and powerful, and his words can always drive people crazy (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia At present, I see that the relationship between the little CP is slowly warming up. Watching the interaction between the two, I feel in my heart: ヾ(●´∇`●)ノWow~ Because I like the author, I tried to click in and read it, but I "accidentally" finished reading it. It is really good (⑅︎ ॣ•͈૦•͈ ॣ)꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎHighly recommended! ! PS: I'll comment after I read more!
Long live Laws. What a fairy... (Kneel down slowly) (cross his chest) (close his eyes peacefully) (with a weird smile) (kowtow)...𓀁 𓀂 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈… The soul returns (the sound of twisted bones)…𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍... Ahhh (struggles to get up)... 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗… The soul returns (hand touches the sun)…𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞𓀀… Ahhh…𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗… The soul returns (hand touches the sun)…𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞𓀀… Ahhh…𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 Hello everyone, I am Mi Youji. When you meet a teacher you like, do you only call her mom, teacher, madam, and don't even dare to talk to her? This is too inferior! So, if you are a man, just stride into his comment area, lower your posture, bark loudly, and become an Internet puppy. You have a personality and can make the teacher interested in you. How about it, Kakuyi deixiu? Come on, give it a try! ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃElegant
It's very beautiful. What kind of sin did baby Xiao Xiao suffer in his previous life? The stress reaction is so severe. It hurts, but I think I vaguely guessed it. Sigh, Xiaobao's mental state does suit me a bit.
How can I put it this way? I have been following it all the way. I really like the whole plot and story line. The world view is also very interesting and the early emotional pull is also very touching. The biggest regret is that their story did not end and ended early. That's why I gave it 4 stars. It's really a pity. Many good books have been abandoned because of poor data. The author of the world view has put a lot of thought into it. The protagonist's relationship is also gradual and not abrupt. The dual-power setting is the most awesome everywhere. It's a pity that we can only stop here. However, the author of the plot will release an extra story later. Everyone is welcome to watch it.
Beautiful [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] First of all, baby Xiao Che is really He looks at the world with a clear mind, and even if he suffers great pain, he will still help others (although it also depends on his own mood). It is the kind of person who clearly wants to die but can't, but is sober and crazy, always wanting to break the shackles the world has given him. [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] Secondly, Xiao Che's guide Hanhan is also very cute. He is very worried about his host's body and will not force the host to perform tasks. He is extremely worried about his host's extremely low desire to survive haha [smirk] [smirk ][Laughing][Laughing][Laughing][Laughing][Laughing][Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] In addition, this is my first attempt to write a longer review. I am just writing based on my feelings from the previous chapters I have read. It may be somewhat different from the original text. Please don't pay too much attention to it. Really, it is just my feelings! ! ! [Laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] Finally, come on! ! ! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
I originally thought this book was not good, but it turned out that there were only 27 chapters. I read them all in one go. It was really good [shy] but there is no rating yet. I hope the author will update more.
Grown ups! Renew! Your book is simply spiritual food for me. I have never been so excited to read a book in my life. I am so dumbstruck. One is a self-guided strategy, the other has not started yet, and the misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger. Why not just talk about it directly? Let them talk! I want to watch them talk! [Love] [Love] [Love] (Please kill me to cheer them up! [Crazy]) Talk about one! Talk about one! Kiss, kiss!
It's very beautiful and leaves you wanting more. I highly recommend it. It's very interesting. It's completely different from other mindless and refreshing articles. The writing style is good, and the author is willing to learn and consult a lot of relevant information. The author has done a lot of hard work.
It's a very good watch, the kind of double redemption. A series of factors such as Xiao Xiao's original family have made him very defensive, and Si Yuan is also a pitiful little one. The content and plot are both funny and sad, and he is so sad and happy, but! But! But! Author, don't think that we can't see it. You're just stuck. It's obvious from the next few chapters that you've lost your inspiration. The final ending was too sudden and it ended suddenly. I haven't mentioned Wu's conspiracy yet, and what about Si Yuan's specific family, what happened to his parents, what's the reason for his indifference in personal emotions (this aspect is not specific and unclear), and Xiao Xiao's family line is also written a little less.