Failed to Ascend, Now a Regular Guest at the Police Station

Name: Failed to Ascend, Now a Regular Guest at the Police Station
Author: Drunken Intoxication

飞升失败，成了警局的常驻嘉宾

by Drunken Intoxication (醉浓)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Metaphysics + no romance + livestreaming + fortune-telling + feng shui + warding off calamity + ghost-hunting + power fantasy + gossip]

In her previous life, she was exceptionally gifted and was on the verge of ascending after attaining the Dao. Sadly, her narrow-minded senior brother interfered, causing her ascension to fail.

Eighty-one bolts of heavenly lightning struck her. Her body died, and her soul crossed over. When she opened her eyes again, she was in a strange new world.

Mi Ling? Mi Ling! Not bad. Go peacefully into your next life. I'll live this one well for you. From now on, there is no more Ling Yunyao, only Mi Ling, Master Mi.

She has few family ties and not a penny to her name. No money? And she has to build up merit to keep herself alive? ...Small potatoes. Small potatoes.

She buys a new phone and gets her livestream account verified. She only reads three fortunes per day.

Heaven above, earth below, your old ancestor is the most accurate of all.

Take their money, solve their problems.

Her merit points soar, her balance soars, and soon she's rolling in money.

Officials: "Master, what do you make of this dragon vein..."

Mi Ling: "As a citizen of Huaguo, it's only right. I won't shirk my duty."

Viewer No. 1: "Master, my boyfriend has gone missing. Master Mi, can you tell me where he is?"

Mi Ling: "He's already fish food. Find a new boyfriend."

Viewer No. 2: "Master Mi, save me! I haven't slept for three days and three nights."

Mi Ling: "Why are you sleeping? Didn't you hear someone knocking? Go open the door."

Viewer No. 3: "Master Mi, let me put you to the test."

Mi Ling: "Young man, your forehead looks dark, and black energy surrounds you. Don't rush to test me. Let's see if you can stay alive first!"

A scroll floating in the air slowly unfurled: Gather merit, ascend to the upper realm. The day is nearly at hand.

Mi Ling: ...Can I really ascend again?

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731Reads · 30 days

277.3kReads · all time

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Reader comments 50

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Thankfully, I read a bit. It's typical of Chinese people to enjoy gossip, but the problem is that it only tells the beginning without any follow-up, which is very frustrating. For example, the old woman who raised ghosts—why did she raise them? How did she raise them? Why did she harm that child? And the Sheng family—why did the son harm his own parents? What was the cause and effect?
17 likes1y ago
Leaving a note: there are a lot of overseas scams.
7 likes1y ago
This is a fantastic story! Author, please update soon! Sisters who love metaphysical stories, don't miss it! It's so addictive! I like the female lead's personality; she's not a saint and she's decisive and efficient in her actions!
7 likes1y ago
I've read many fortune-telling books, but this one is really good and very engaging. I hope the author updates it soon.
6 likes1y ago
I think I've seen the exact same content before, only the female lead's name is different.
4 likes1y ago
This is amazing! Author, please update soon! I love workplace stories the most! So satisfying and cathartic! Master Mi is awesome!! I love the female lead's personality! She's straightforward, quick to take revenge, and kind without being a saint!
4 likes1y ago
The female lead is very capable, and the storyline moves very fast. There was a lot of discussion from the audience during the live stream, but it was still acceptable. Also, the characters' laughter was a bit comical, mostly consisting of "hehehehehe". The author had to write about all three meals a day, and the later plot became a bit strange.
3 likes6mo ago
#Mi Ling: "Above the Three Realms, in the vast and boundless Great Luo... May the Heavenly Venerable bestow boundless blessings, I sincerely kowtow to the Three Pure Ones, wishing all the people of the land of China all the best in the new year!" #These are all things that happened later. #With endless tasks and countless good deeds to do every day, Mi Ling's life is busy yet fulfilling. #She loves this world.
3 likes1y ago
Not bad, not bad, not bad
2 likes1y ago
The pacing was quite fast, but I felt a bit down because the bad guys' fates weren't written out.
1 like1y ago