They Shelved Me, So I Spilled the Biggest Secrets. Now I Tell Fortunes on Livestream and Play Mom to Everyone

[Goofy humor + transmigrate into a book + showbiz + no romance + unhinged antics + fortune-telling and ghost hunting + no filter, dropping bombshells]

Jiang Shuyu died at the age of twenty. She had lung cancer, and one day she was literally angered to death. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself inside a novel she had read, as the ill-fated third female lead with the same name, barely even a background character.

To make matters worse, she was mired in scandals, blacklisted by her agency, 500 billion in debt, and forced to work for a shady System.

More debt, less decency, a mind blown to pieces: she was invincible, unstoppable!

Following the System's instructions, Jiang Shuyu took up her old line of work. She started telling fortunes in livestreams and even clapped back at haters.

Guided by the noble belief that if she couldn't have a good time, neither could anyone else, she began exposing major scandals in the entertainment industry.

Whenever one of her fits hit, everyone started walking on eggshells.

Netizen: You're absolutely disgusting. You deserve every insult in the book, and you'll get canceled sooner or later. But our Jiang Ling never will!

Jiang Shuyu: How would you know? Have you crawled under her bed? Have you smelled her farts? Even I haven't!

Netizen: Are you insane? I curse you to die horribly. One of these days, a donkey's going to kick your brains out!

Jiang Shuyu: Oh, I already have no brains. All I've got is personal charm. Little girl, your big brother will spoil you. How do you like my deep voice, darling? Little girl, big brother, big brother, I'm falling in love with you...

When it comes to fortune-telling:

Jiang Shuyu: I can tell from one look: your dad isn't your dad. He's the old man who's going to get you killed. It's a whole "I'll give my life for you" kind of story, skr!

It doesn't matter if your boyfriend isn't a man. He will be in a few years. You'll gain a dear older sister, and the two of you will live carefree lives together by Daming Lake...

Someone in the entertainment industry has eaten poop. And that person's younger sister actually...