Fortune-Telling Livestream: Every Client Spirals into Depression

Xu Xiaoling, a prodigy of the mystic arts, failed her ascension tribulation and transmigrated into the body of an obscure star of the same name in another world.

Since she was already here, she decided to make the best of it.

Forced to bend for a pittance and the rent, Xu Xiaoling decided to return to her old line of work:

fortune-telling livestreams.

Day One: She sent parents searching for their child a pair of silver handcuffs, complete with meals, lodging, and all the follow-up care they could need.

Day Two: “Teacher, I’ll have you arrested. How does that sound?”

Day Three: “Dear, which son are you asking about? The eldest you’re raising for someone else, or the second eldest?”

Day Four: “Dear client, you’re dead. You should stop going out and scaring people.”

Day Five: “Dear client, your daughter was eaten by your doll.”

Day Six: “Dear client looking for love, your boyfriend wants to kill you. I recommend calling the police.”

Day Seven: “Dear client, your grandmother is on her way here from the underworld. She says you should wait for her…”

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After her livestreams went viral, people looked back over Xu Xiaoling’s fortune-telling videos and realized that everyone who had drawn a fortune-telling ticket from her livestream giveaway had ended up plagued by terrible luck.

Well, silver handcuffs: now that’s a real sentence!