Officer, I Didn't Commit a Crime! The Ice Sugar I Sell Is Really Ice Sugar

Name: Officer, I Didn't Commit a Crime! The Ice Sugar I Sell Is Really Ice Sugar
Author: Playful Person

警官，我真没犯罪，我卖的真冰糖

by Playful Person (嬉戏人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 606k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Farming
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Lin Tian transmigrates and inherits a candy shop beside an elementary school.

He also sells online.

One day, a friend request pops up on his QQ account. After he accepts, the other person immediately asks, “How much is rock sugar per gram?”

Thinking they mistyped, Lin Tian replies, “Eighty cents!”

“Okay, I’ll take one gram. How do we make the trade?”

“That’s too little. No free shipping!”

“...”

One order turns into a second, and then countless orders come pouring in!

Just as Lin Tian’s rock sugar business is booming and he’s dreaming of getting rich from selling it, a group of armed police officers bursts through the door and pins him to the ground. They announce that the major drug trafficker Lin Tian has been apprehended, and no one else was found at the scene!

After a moment of stunned silence, Lin Tian protests, “Officer, I’m not a drug dealer! The rock sugar I sell is real rock sugar!”

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391Reads · 30 days

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