What If Sun Wukong and Daiyu Were a Couple?

Across the Four Great Continents, all beings are a mix of good and evil, and every faction has its own ways. The Tathagata possesses the Three Collections of True Scriptures, which can guide people toward goodness. He could send them straight to the Eastern Land, but feared the people would be too foolish to recognize the teachings. So everyone agreed to have Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Tathagata, journey in search of the scriptures. But the immortal dew meant to reincarnate him was poured by Sun Wukong, who had wreaked havoc in Heaven, onto a Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass. Lin Daiyu: “The wind is strong today. It’s blown dust into my eyes and flowers from their stems. I can’t go on.” Sun Wukong: “Hey, I’ll go give the Wind Lady a few whacks with my staff! You there, Land God, look after the flowers. Fairy Baihuaxiu, could you make another fifty or sixty thousand blooms?” Lin Daiyu: “When I was at home, my parents...” Sun Wukong: “Do you miss your parents, little sister? No problem, no problem. Wait here a moment.” A short while later, the Palace of the King of Hell was in an uproar. The Great Sage found the souls of Lin Ruhai and Jia Min, tore up the Book of Life and Death, and brought the two living people before Miss Lin. Miss Lin: “After taking the Great Sage’s elixir lately, I feel better, and I’ve even found a little poetic inspiration...” Sun Wukong shouted up at the sky, “Li Changgeng! Taibai Jinxing! Get down here and write a couplet!” Heh, what can you do? The Patriarch Bodhi never taught the little monkey to write poetry.