What Archrival? I Don’t Get It, So I’ll Just Kiss You

Name: What Archrival? I Don’t Get It, So I’ll Just Kiss You
Author: Yellow Pear Water

什么死对头？听不懂我直接亲一个

by Yellow Pear Water (黄梨水)

Status: Completed
Length: 290k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two male leads + one-sided sworn enemies + entertainment industry + romantic push and pull + sweet romance + happy ending]

A proud, sharp-tongued, prickly bottom with a soft heart × a wicked, scheming top with a shameless flirt's charm

Yan Yu has a sworn enemy named Duan Yan. The other man is a famous actor who made his name overseas, while Yan Yu is a rising young star just starting to gain attention at home.

On the day his sworn enemy returns to the country, the two are paired up as a promotional couple!

Yan Yu, a straight man suddenly shoved into the world of selling BL pairings, clearly knows nothing about the business.

But how could the dedicated Mr. Yan let a little difficulty defeat him?

So what if he has to sell a BL pairing with his sworn enemy? Fine! He'll sell it hard and sell it big! He'll make sure every fan gets their fill!

After Yan Yu's elaborate efforts, the pairing promotion ends in total failure!

Comments from netizens:

[This ship is obviously fake!]

[Even industrially manufactured sugar doesn't taste this fake!]

[The first person to wear his promotional act on his face. There's not a trace of chemistry, just acting!]

[You couldn't find a faker pairing in the entire entertainment industry!]

[If these two are real, I'll wash my hair standing on my head!]

Then one day, a photo set the whole internet ablaze.

In the photo, Duan Yan had his arms around a slim young man. He gripped the man's waist, pulling him close as he kissed him. The young man's eyes were red at the corners, his beautiful deerlike eyes misty, and he looked thoroughly bullied.

The photo showed his face clearly, and netizens immediately recognized the young man in Duan Yan's arms as Yan Yu!

[Holy crap!!! The couple I ship is real!!!]

[Promotional couple, my foot!! They're actually dating!!!]

Stats

123Chapters

359Reads · 30 days

84.3kReads · all time

111Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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The rating is unreasonable; such a good story should be above 9.0 💕 It's a clean romance novel, although the author didn't explicitly state it, you can tell, and it features childhood sweethearts. Unrequited love comes true 🤭 Their misunderstandings aren't very big or funny, and both male leads have happy families.
13 likes1y ago
I recently finished reading an entire novel (the one currently updated) without skipping a single chapter, staying up all night to finish it! It's so good, I haven't read a novel that suits my taste in a long time \^O^/ It's definitely worth reading! I really love it, and the author is super nice too. I love reading the comments, and I saw the author replied to so many, I really enjoyed it. I believe it will be seen and loved by even more readers in the future.
8 likes2y ago
So sweet! 🥰🥰🥰 It's so incredibly good!! Yan Yu is so cute!! Teacher Duan is amazing!! He's a master at teasing cats!! The interaction between the two is absolutely adorable!! I'm totally shipping them!! 🥰🥰🥰
8 likes2y ago
So beautiful! 🥺 Men get their periods after watching this! 🥺 Women go crazy after watching this! 💪 This is the nemesis of depression! 😎 It's the alarm clock for those in a vegetative state! 🛎 So cute that tears stream down my face, forming a tidal wave like the Qiantang River! 😱 So cool! 🥳 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world!
7 likes3mo ago
Hehehe, so sweet! Hurry up and write, author!
7 likes2y ago
This is so good! Duan is totally love-struck 😳
6 likes1y ago
This is great! I'm giving away 40 yuan right away! 💕 Please update soon, I'll give even more rewards later! 💕
5 likes1y ago
I'm sure this will be a hit! It's my type, I'll mark it! It really is going to be a hit! 🥰
5 likes2y ago
This is so good! I'm a pretty picky reader, and I usually only read half of a book before giving up, but this one is absolutely amazing! I wait for the author to update it every day!
4 likes1y ago
It's really good! The author's writing is excellent 🥰 Duan is such a cunning guy, both babies are wonderful, author, please update soon! [Currently working on a draft] It's over! I'm so sad to say goodbye. I hope Yan Yu and Duan Yan will be happy forever!!! 😘😘
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