The Strategist Teacher Is Too Unhinged, His Students Beg Him to Calm Down

[A teacher who's a total schemer + endless poisonous plots + torment and memes + easy laughs + brilliant twists] Some teachers are old fogeys, and some are downright devious. Lu Ze transmigrates to a parallel world and torments a class full of troublemakers for two whole years. He's earned himself a rather unique title: [Lu. Peerless Devious Tormentor. Poisonous Schemer, Deranged Creep, Master of Underhanded Tricks. Ze] Actually, all he wanted at first was to quietly clock in and out and slack off while reading the lesson plans. But once the [Poisonous Teacher System] activated, things... took a turn. [The students play on their phones and date during class, ignore the teacher, and even band together to fight back. What should I do?] Lu Ze: “Use the usual trick: collect their phones, but don't take them away. Make them check each other's phones. Couples check couples, besties check besties. Let's see if they break up or start tearing each other apart!” [They hide in the bathroom to smoke every day. When they're caught, they deny it, cover for each other, and have the nerve to act shameless. What should I do?] Lu Ze: “Make the whole class responsible for each smoker. Order a batch of mustard cigarettes. If I catch one person, every boy in the class smokes mustard. Let's see who dares cover for anyone then!” [The boys like fantasy novels, the girls like romance, and they read during class every day. How do we put a stop to it?] Lu Ze: “I'll write novels for them. The fantasy male lead will get cheated on, and the romance heroine will be a mistress. I'll make them all so toxic they'll cry bloody murder whenever they see a novel!” Head Teacher: “Mr. Lu, sit down. Things aren't that serious.” Principal: “Mr. Lu, calm down. The kids haven't done anything to deserve that...”