Livestream Fortune-Telling: Streamer, You Picked Up the Wrong Urn

【Livestreaming + Feel-Good Fiction + Face-Slapping + No Romance + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics】 A metaphysics expert transmigrates to another world and immediately finds herself saddled with a five-million-yuan breach-of-contract penalty. To pay it off, Bai Yimeng returns to her old line of work. Her readings used to be worth a fortune, but now she can only tell fortunes on livestreams in another world. Life is hard, so Yimeng has to perform for a living. A green-haired viewer joins the call: “Streamer, if your reading’s wrong, you have to dance for all of us.” Bai Yimeng looks at the top of his head. “Someone’s been cheating on you for years. By the way, I suggest you get a paternity test.” Viewer: “Streamer, lately I dream about my grandpa every day. He says he has nowhere to go.” Bai Yimeng: “The person you buried wasn’t your grandpa.” Viewer: “!???” Bai Yimeng: “You took the wrong urn.” Viewer: “!!!” A woman appears at night, looking bashful as she holds a garbage bag. “This is so embarrassing!” Bai Yimeng: “Your customer really did go throw away a dead person. To be precise, she threw away half a dead person.” The viewers: Watching the master’s livestream makes me feel like a melon-eating badger in a melon field. There’s no end to these juicy stories! A hater in the livestream: “Stop talking. My face really hurts.” I really can’t hate on her. And now all those viewers are waiting for me to wash my hair while standing on my head...