After Being Reborn, I Ship the Couples on the Dating Show

Su Xiaoxiao has a nightmare in which a woman wearing a demon mask beats her to death. When she wakes, she realizes she can’t remember anything besides the nightmare. Just as she becomes aware of her amnesia, a blue, glowing virtual orb appears before her. It tells her she isn’t human, but a consciousness living inside a human host, sent to save the world. Using Su Xiaoxiao’s identity, she joins the nation’s dating reality show, Heartbeats Overload: Love and Choice. Her job is to be a competent tool, no, a competent “matchmaker,” win over a group of celebrity guests, befriend them, and ensure every couple earns an audience approval rating of at least 95 percent. Su Xiaoxiao: “Movie stars, ruthless CEOs, heiresses... What qualifies me, a career jinx who’s been in the industry for four years, to be one of this show’s contestants?” Su Xiaoxiao: “Oh, luck.” Su Xiaoxiao: “In a novel, my situation would be called being reborn! We’re both Systems, so how come you’re...” R008: “How come I’m what?” Su Xiaoxiao: “So good at growing.” R008: “Xiaoxiao, which do you like better: the brooding young master or the gentle, devoted boss?” Su Xiaoxiao: “Xiao Ba, where are your eyes? What does An Yueyun have to do with being brooding? And what does Ye Yixi’s devotion have to do with me?” R008: “You’ve been sneaking glances at the young master all day.” Su Xiaoxiao: “Well, he’s handsome!” Su Xiaoxiao: “What good is being handsome? There’s already someone living in his heart, and no one can take their place.”