I Heard Her Thoughts Before the Wedding, So I Ran Away

I have a special kind of mind-reading ability: I can hear the thoughts of people who don't love me.

But on the eve of my wedding, I suddenly heard my fiancée's thoughts:

“If he crashes the wedding tomorrow, will it be hard to run away in high heels?”

I kept quiet, then promptly boarded an international flight the next day.

Later, the wedding became the talk of the whole city: both the bride and groom had run away.