I Ran from My Wedding After Hearing His Thoughts

I have a special mind-reading ability: I can hear the thoughts of people who don't love me.

But on the eve of my wedding, I suddenly heard my fiancé's thoughts:

“If she tries to steal me away tomorrow, maybe leather shoes aren't the best choice if I want to make a getaway.”

I kept quiet and booked a flight out of the country the very next day.

That wedding became the laughingstock of the whole city: both the bride and groom ran away.