Specializing in Slashing Funeral Pyres, My Senior and Junior Brothers Weep Their Hearts Out
专刀火葬场，师兄师弟哭断肠
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 442k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- If the Villain’s Blade Is Fast Enough, the Protagonist Gets Chopped Like Cabbage只要反派刀够快，主角切成大白菜Former title · until Oct 2026
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What's Your All-Time Top Cultivation Novel?
I'm in a reading slump. I've finished all the good cultivation novels. Please recommend some, everyone!
Any Cultivation Novels with a Cast of Characters? I Want Spirited Young People!
Looking for books like *Damn, I’m So Good at This! I’m Using Cheats to Strip the Cultivation World Bare (One Sword to Rescue Immortal Continent)*. Are there any cultivation ensemble stories? Ahhh! A spirited young hero, one sword’s frost chilling fourteen provinces!! So cool!!!
Ye Linglong, Ye Qiao, Su Xiao, Young Lord Yan Luo, Y Yds: Hilarious
Stories About Reincarnating as a Villainess or Cannon Fodder
Transmigrate-into-a-book stories are great too 🉑🉑🉑🉑 (Cuties, I’ve recommended some below too. They’re super, super good!!!)
I'm Desperate for Something to Read!!! Give Me Your Top Pick, Please ๑•́₃•̀๑
High-Quality No-Romance Stories. Read the Title Before Recommending Anything!
The book recommendation square is really pushing random books these days. There are so few good stories! I don’t want books that are all romance with an overpowered female lead. Please give me something with tight logic, a fast-paced plot, and nuanced characters. I’m begging you!
Are Cultivation Novels Beyond Saving?
Feel-Good Cultivation With No Romance: The Heroine Is a Genius
1. Only no-CP stories. The female lead should be a cultivation genius who shines on her own. Even if the male lead gets only a tiny description, I still can’t stand him. 2. No group adoration, no ordinary-looking female lead, no woman disguising herself as a man, and don’t vilify the original female lead. Ideally, just a pure, satisfying cultivation story. Thanks!
Looking for Cultivation Stories with a Girlish Heroine Like Ye Qiao, Ye Linglong, or Feng Xi
I want a book like Little Junior Sister Sobs and Snivels, but One Sword Can Destroy Heaven and Earth (A Dream of Qingxuan). I'm looking for a talented female lead, whether or not she pretends to be weak while secretly being strong. She should be a little bratty and annoy the other direct disciples so much that they team up against her. I'd like it to start with the spiritual root test…
Please, Are There Any Female-Led Fantasy Novels? I'm Desperate for Something to Read!
Looking for books similar to Against the Gods: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World. Please, I'm begging you, I'd be incredibly grateful! It can be a female-led story, and romance in the middle is fine too, but it can't have a sad ending, it can't have a sad ending, it can't have a sad ending (some things need to be said three times).
Cultivation, Ensemble Cast, No Romance, Sect Tournament
I want books like The Beloved Senior Sister, Brainwashed by Her Junior Brothers and Sisters. I really love it when the top disciples of different sects are at each other's throats but come together as one when it matters. I want a super passionate ensemble story. Those are so satisfying! But preferably with a happy ending.
Any Funny Ensemble Stories with Sound Values?
Are there any books with a protagonist like Ye Qiao, where the sects all have the right values? This is really important! Not much romance, or no CP, and funny, goofy characters! Something like "The White Moonlight Uses a Suona to Help People" would work too. Ideally, it should be complete.
Any Historical Romance With a Touch of Fantasy?
I don't want pure cultivation novels. A little fantasy mixed in would be best 🥰🥰
Cultivation Novels, Especially Ones with a Couple
Does anyone else get it? I finally found a cultivation story with tons of competition, only to discover it has no romance. I want sweet love stories, sob! But I've already read so many cultivation novels, like Ye Linglong, Yun Zheng, Ye Qiao, and a whole bunch more whose names I've almost forgotten. I've seriously read them all.
Cultivation Stories with a Talented, Cool, Aloof Female Lead Who Never Swears
Looking for Books That’ll Have Me Pounding the Bed and Laughing at Midnight
Junior Sister, Hilarious, Awesome Cultivation Novel, Beloved by the Whole Sect, Breaking the Mold
Cultivation Stories Where Both Leads Are Cautious to a Fault
Traditional cultivation is fine. Both leads should be cautious and goofy. A mortal's cultivation journey would be good too.
Seeking Female-Oriented Cultivation Novels!!
Looking for books similar to I Transmigrated After Maxing Out My Sub-Profession. Preferably completed ones~ I like binge-reading a whole story at once. I hope you can recommend plenty, such as transmigration, good-for-nothing, and strong female leads. Stories with no CP and a solo female lead are fine too. I'll leave the recommendations to you!
Please Recommend Well-Written Cultivation Novels With a No-CP Heroine Who Isn’t Dumb 🙏
Looking for books similar to Picked Up After Being Mistakenly Abandoned, She Froze to Death.
Looking for Stories Where She Works Hard for Years, Gets Cast Aside Once She's No Longer Useful, and They Regret It Too Late
Looking for books similar to When I Left the Team, the Young Lady Regretted It.
Everyone Can Hear Thoughts Except the Heroine, Who Just Eats Popcorn and Has No Romance
It absolutely must have no CP and no male lead. Everyone can read minds, but the female lead doesn't know. Everyone hears her inner thoughts and gossipy commentary. It can be set in the entertainment industry, a cultivation world, ancient times, or the modern day.
Transmigrate Into a Book as the Villainess
Please recommend me a book, I'm begging you!!!!!!! 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
Angsty Cultivation Novels!!! Please!
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Hahaha, it's super funny and I like it very much. If you like Ye Qiao's sisters, this book will definitely suit your taste. It's refreshing and happy!! Come on, author (*´꒳`*)
It's very interesting. Great author. Come on! Please update [sending heartfelt wishes]
It's not bad, it's so new, so few people read it, so please keep up the good work, author.
I'm reading it so far, and it's pretty good. I hope the author will update it soon, because every time I wait for the update, I put the book on hold. If I can't remember the previous plot, I won't read it again 🤦
Very nice. These brothers and masters are so annoying 🤮 🤮 🤮. They must be tortured to death. It is best to let the original heroine do it. Plus the heroine's indifference and disregard are very nourishing 🤔 Kill them [pout]
I like! I like! I like! The family is so beautiful!!! But personally I don't think the male lead is the best!
It looks good, I hope there will be more updates, please come on ᕙ ( • ‿ • ) ᕗ
It's a very good heroine's revenge story. The best part is that the characters are very distinct. The heroine's personality is very likable and the plot is very coherent. Although there are not many chapters, it is very exciting. I would like to give you some small suggestions. It may be because there are few chapters. I haven't written them yet. I don't want to compare the previous revenge. Except for the second brother's part, which was more enjoyable, most of the others were just a beating. The level of shrimping is enough, but the level of heart-wrenching should be a little heavier. It's like having the memory of a sudden awakening from the previous life. Remember, the kind of article that realizes one's own mistakes does not mean that one should write as they do, but to increase the mental impact. After all, these immortals can almost recover after taking a meal, taking a pill, and using a technique. The other parts are really good. I look forward to the follow-up. Come on, author!!! I also want to see the author rolling around 😜
Really pretty! The writing is good, the plot is good, and it's very funny. The characters are relatively ordinary and likable. I haven't encountered someone who suits my taste like this in a long time! Everyone go and see it! Hey, I've seen the love story between the male and female protagonists. It's still nice to have a career. I still like stories without official supporting roles.
It's really nice. It's a nice book I just found. But it's a pity that there are too few chapters. How long will it take for me to read it happily? I like this kind of un-Mother-like person, smart and decisive, and able to be both masculine and masculine.