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I'm a Strategist, So Stop Calling Me a Human Trafficker!

我是军师，请不要叫我人贩子！

by Wire (导线)

Status: Completed
Length: 342k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical & Ancient
Updated: 2y ago
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Synopsis

Cao Cao: “Ever since I took Xiaobai's virility pills, my beloved concubines have been devoted to me!”

Liu Xie: “He's a kidnapper. He abducted me, and even kidnapped my empress!”

Xun Yu: “He's lewd, but somehow everyone loves him!”

Jia Xu: “I'm not the most devious strategist in the land. Compared to him, I'm just a little sweetheart!”

Liu Bei: “As long as this scoundrel remains, the Han Dynasty has no hope of revival!”

Zhuge Liang: “A thief of the ages, unlike anything the world has ever seen!”

Zhou Yu: “If Yu was born, why was Xin born too?”

Sun Quan: “If we can't beat him, we can always marry into his family. That scoundrel is greedy and lecherous anyway!”

Sima Yi: “At first, I thought I knew everything. But the truth is, no one in the world knows a thing about him!”

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