Three Kingdoms: A Legacy of Wei Wu? I’m His True Descendant

[No System + Official history, unofficial history, romance, and TV dramas all thrown into one big mess!] I cheat, swindle, and lie. I’m vile and shameless, and I stop at nothing. I have no regard for honor. But in times of chaos, isn’t everything done just to survive, and to live better? Cao Bi transmigrates into the late Han dynasty as a colonel under Dong Zhuo, and is ordered to poison Empress Dowager He from the start! But Cao Bi gets by with one line: “My father is Cao Mengde!” He bluffs his way into persuading Empress Dowager He, Diao Chan, and Cai Wenji to leave the city and seek refuge with Cao Cao. The moment they meet, he bangs his head on the ground and secures a bright future: “Father, I’ve finally found you!” “Life’s been so hard for me all these years. I’m this old and still haven’t married. I’ve had to get by mooching off...” After reluctantly accepting this son, Cao Cao slowly begins to realize something is off. When Zhang Xiu surrenders, Cao Cao hasn’t even said a word before Cao Bi speaks up. “Is there... one in this city?” Years later. “Ziyou, there are too many people here. Get down on your knees. Your father has a favor to ask.” “King of Wei, this isn’t about whether you can ask me for a favor anymore. We’re all surnamed Cao. Why can’t I be the emperor?” Jia Xu: The young master’s scheme harms Heaven’s order but not Wenhe. Excellent! Cheng Yu: The young master’s method damages his virtue but not Zhongde’s. Brilliant! Cao Cao: Son, stop using your supernatural powers! You’ve nearly ruined what little reputation the Cao family has! Cao Bi: Give me a break. Since when did our family have anything like that? Liu Bei: How can such a shameless, dishonorable person exist in this world? Sun Quan: He’s only a few years older than me. How come I’m inferior to him in every way? The ministers: He’s not even human, because a human can’t... or at least shouldn’t...