You Were Told to Sign the Book of Life and Death, Not Pluck Pages from the Investiture of the Gods!

Name: You Were Told to Sign the Book of Life and Death, Not Pluck Pages from the Investiture of the Gods!
Author: A Hundred Flowers

让你签生死簿，没让你薅封神榜！

by A Hundred Flowers (万花丛)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 209k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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The calamity of the liches has ended. Houtu transformed herself into the cycle of reincarnation, and the Underworld lies in ruins, awaiting reconstruction. To compile the Book of Life and Death, the ghost officials travel throughout the Primordial World, recording lifespans and determining the balance of yin and yang. Shen Qing, who transmigrated here, vows to become the Underworld's top salesman. “Good sir, I see darkness between your brows. It seems you won't be long for this world. Please sign the Book of Life and Death. After you die, you'll enjoy our Underworld's full-service soul-retrieval package, plus a reincarnation plan. At least you'll have a good place to end up.” “Three Xiao sisters, I see a blood-related calamity in your futures. Please sign the Book of Life and Death.” “We're immortals. We can't die!” “It's even better if you can't die. But if you do, you'll have somewhere to go, right? It's just a few signatures. It won't take a moment, and you can think of it as buying yourself insurance.” “Elder Sister, he makes a good point!” “Fellow Daoist Ziya, what's so fun about the Investiture of the Gods? Come with me to the Underworld and help me appoint some gods down here!” And so, the whole Primordial World changed its tune. Taiyi: Damn it, I've already prepared the lotus roots. Where's my disciple Nezha's soul? Yuanshi: The Investiture of the Gods war is about to begin. Where's Jiang Ziya? Nezha: Uncle Ziya, you're here too? The Underworld is great. I'll have to find a chance to bring my dad here, too. When it came time to confer titles upon the gods, the gods were nowhere to be found. Jiang Ziya was in the Underworld, appointing ghost deities instead. The Dao Ancestor flew into a rage: Houtu, you've gone too far. “Fellow Daoist, your vital energy seems unsteady. I fear a blood-related calamity is coming. Sign the Book of Life and Death, and after you die, a ghost official can escort you to the Underworld.” At that moment, a young ghost official appeared outside the Zixiao Palace. “Get lost! I'm the Dao Ancestor!”

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First comment: The author's new book is 100,000 words a day. Please support me. Come on! ! !
29 likes2y ago
You can keep working hard! I think the protagonist should deceive Jiang Ziya, build a god-conferring platform in the underworld, and then sign Shen Gongbao. This is not a proper sales of the Golden Crown. Fellow Taoist, please stay and sign before leaving.
14 likes2y ago
I can only say: Those who do not enter Daluo are all in the book of life and death [eating melon]
12 likes2y ago
At the beginning, it was said that the protagonist Wu Clan has no potential, but later it was said that there was a great relic in the West before becoming a god, and after taking it, there was a chance of becoming a Daluo Golden Immortal. It was really nonsense. Moreover, Taiyi also thought that his disciples could become Daluo after taking it. At this time, he himself was a Jinxian or Taiyi Golden Immortal. I don't know yet. There are several golden immortals in Buddhism at this time. I don't know how many golden immortals there are in Taishang Laojun. The nine-turn golden elixir can only become a golden immortal. Good guy, the West, which has nothing, can create Da Luo. Who should I go to the east to find someone for Zhunti Yin? How can there be so many treasures?
9 likes2y ago
Not bad! Except for the unreasonable catastrophe of breaking through at the beginning, everything else is fine! Because the underworld is not under the control of heaven, there is no such thing as a catastrophe. The laws of heaven, earth, and humanity are all under the control of the great road.
8 likes2y ago
This is an emulator
8 likes2y ago
Good-looking, good-looking~~
7 likes2y ago
The setting change is quite interesting, as it raises the level of the characters in the original Fengshen by one level.
6 likes2y ago
If you have a golden finger, you should use it.
6 likes2y ago
It's really beautiful, very imaginative and very funny. The only drawback is that the number is too small and not enough to read. I just want to ask the author, how many chapters do you plan to write in this book? I plan to raise books. No, otherwise reading two chapters a day wouldn't be enough [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
5 likes2y ago

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