In the Investiture of the Gods: Three Thousand Laws at My Fingertips

[Taking it easy! Workaholic! Di Xin! Investiture of the Gods!] When in doubt, ask the spring breeze. If the spring breeze has no answer, ask the System. If the System says nothing, just lie flat. Wu Shou, a Blue Star wage slave worked to death by the 007 grind, is brought to the prehistoric world during the Investiture of the Gods calamity by the Ultimate Workaholic System. Its goal is to create a workaholic human emperor and change humanity’s fate. Unexpectedly, Wu Shou chooses to lie flat instead. System: “Besides eating and making people, when do you ever not lie flat?” Di Xin: “When I’m asleep.” Thirty years later, as the calamity slowly begins to unfold, the seeds of change have already been sown. “Why is the current empress the one offering incense at the Nuwa Temple?” “What could make the Sage Zhunti bow his head to the Queen Mother of the West?” “Why are there twelve regents in Chaoge?” “How could the Twelve Golden Immortals merely disobeying the Heavenly Emperor’s orders trigger a calamity?” “What will happen if all twelve Golden Immortals, who carry sixty percent of the fortune of the Chan Sect, fall?” To find out what happens next, follow the laid-back life of a generation’s human emperor. When you see even the fallen Yaozu providing education for their young, while humanity has only been eating its fill for a few years and must once again take to the road of contending against Heaven, what will you make of it? Di Xin: “If Heaven won’t give us a living, then we’ll fight!!!”