Bizarre Genshin Impact: Everyone's a Yandere, and They All Want to Eat Me

P.S. With no save points and this ridiculously overpowered ability, you only get one life. This is a world where everyone has become a supernatural horror, and Shen He feels like a piece of Tang Monk’s flesh. Hu Tao is lovesick and bloodthirsty, overflowing with affection and wanting to eat Shen He so they can become one forever. Ganyu is painfully insecure, a meek bottom who wants to keep Shen He by her side forever. Keqing is intensely controlling, watching Shen He every moment and keeping tabs on his every move. Inside the shadowy Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, Hu Tao wraps her arms around Shen He, crimson affection gleaming in her plum-blossom pupils. “I love you, darling. I want to eat you so badly...”