What Do You Mean, a Freeloader in LOL? I'm the MVP Who's Given Up

RNG locks him into a contract from the start? Fang Du simply slacks off, triggering a slacking mission. Slack off for three years to unlock the Slacker System. For three years, his RNG teammates train hard. Fang Du is the only one lazing around. He pulls out a book called Postpartum Care for Sows and reads it with great interest. No matter how much the coach and management berate him, Fang Du remains unmoved. He even puts up with being asked to order takeout for the whole team. He endures all the humiliation just to unlock the Slacker System. At last, during the S7 LPL Summer Split, his three-year wait is over. [Achievement unlocked: Slacked off for three years. Slacker System unlocked.] At the same time, Fang Du uses a few tricks. RNG terminates his contract and kicks him off the team. Fang Du grins in satisfaction, then turns around and joins EDG. Uzi: “What a regret! You actually gave away a player this overpowered? I'm done. I'm going to take a shower.” Wax Figure: “Oh, screw this. Seeing Fang Du on the other team makes my heart sink halfway already! We might as well just take the loss.” Xiaohu: “Fang Du has such incredible game sense, even Faker would tremble!” Meiko: “With Fang Du top, I'd head straight to top lane every time I left base.” Clearlove: “I hereby declare that from now on, top lane is my dad. I'm moving in up there. I always wondered why our ganks bot kept failing. Turns out our whole strategy was wrong.”