Journey to the West: Something Is Off About These Four Pilgrims!

(A mostly nonsensical novel, so there’s no need to take the setting too seriously.) From the start, he rejects the System and returns to the mortal world, relying on his “talent” and “hard work” to become one of Li Shimin’s personal guards. Whoever wants to go to the Western Heaven can go! Not me! But even after returning to the mortal world and becoming one of Li Shimin’s personal guards, he still gets played by the gods and Buddhas of the myriad heavens. Furious, he heads to the Western Heaven to demand an explanation. He figures the Western Teaching is destined to flourish during this calamity of the Journey to the West. If he helps it flourish for even a second, that still counts. He can always tear the Western Heaven down afterward. But who would’ve guessed that his three disciples weren’t ordinary either? They were… … At Lion Camel Ridge, on the border of Bhikshu Kingdom, the eldest, Qing Shi, gazes into the distance and sees the master and his three disciples riding toward them on a motorcycle. He immediately tells his two younger brothers. The White Elephant bursts out laughing and says they’ll feast on Tang Monk’s flesh tonight. Then he summons the third brother, Jin Peng, and says, “Third Brother, go deal with Tang Monk and his disciples!” Jin Peng points at himself. “Huh? Me?” … Tang Xuan Shi: “Amitabha Buddha. If you can’t understand the Buddhist teachings of Great Tang in the East, this humble monk also knows a little martial arts.” Sun Wukong: “Master, Master! I heard that roc meat is absolutely delicious. They say eating it helps you live longer!” Zhu Bajie: “Oink, oink. Master, hold on a moment. Let me test the power of my nuclear Nine-Toothed Rake!” Sha Wujing: “Hey, thanks to Boss Cao for the rocket! If you guys really like the stream, hit follow!” “Something’s not right! There’s something wrong with these four master and disciples.”