Journey to the West: The Sharp-Tongued Tang Monk Leaves Sister Guanyin Speechless

[Ridiculous comedy + Journey to the West setting + decisive and ruthless + if you don't like it, come fight me at Flower-Fruit Mountain]

Tang Song accidentally transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang just as he set out on his pilgrimage west to fetch the scriptures. He also awakened a System that rewards him for making people lose their cool.

As long as he gets someone worked up, he earns a reward.

Li Er: Royal Brother, do you have a Dharma name?

Tang Song: I do. Sanzang.

Li Er: …

Li Er: Your journey will be perilous, Royal Brother. Let me offer you a toast.

Tang Song: There are a thousand roads, but safety comes first. Don't drink and ride a horse, and don't ride a horse after drinking.

Li Er: …

Li Er: Better to love a pinch of soil from your hometown than ten thousand taels of gold in a foreign land.

Tang Song: If you're offering me a drink, then offer me a drink. Why are you sprinkling dirt in my cup?!

Li Er: Pfft!

[Congratulations, Host, for making Emperor Li Er lose his cool. Reward: Nine Revolutions Profound Art.]

Guanyin: If you are virtuous and destined, I can give you this kasaya and staff for free.

Tang Song: I don't like freeloading. Here's seven thousand taels. Take it and don't bother giving me change.

Guanyin: …

Guanyin: Tang Xuanzang, are you willing to travel to the Great Thunderclap Temple on Spirit Mountain to seek the true scriptures?

Tang Song: No.

Guanyin: …

Tang Song: Sister Guanyin, if you don't want me to tell the Buddha that you've been secretly keeping the Tightening Fillet and Golden Fillet, put on these socks and dance to Pure Land.

Guanyin: Pfft!

[Congratulations, Host, for making Guanyin lose her cool. Reward: Silver Tongue.]

[You made seven Spider Demons lose their cool all at once. Reward: Art of Fierce Combat.]

[Congratulations, Host, for making the Queen of the Women's Country lose her cool. Reward: Eight Qilin Kidneys.]

[...]

As Tang Song traveled west, the monsters and gods he met along the way all lost their cool. They declared that he wasn't going after scriptures, but spirits, as in female spirits.