Transmigrating into Journey to the West: Sharing a Body with Brother Monkey

[Journey to the West]+ [Transmigration]+ [System]+ [No Female Lead]+ [Collision-and-Face-Slapping]+ [Rewriting the Original]

I transmigrated into Sun Wukong, who was trapped beneath Five Elements Mountain, and got bound to a [God-Tier Collision System]!

Guanyin wants to force me to drink molten copper and swallow iron pellets?

[Ding! Buddhist persecution detected. Collision option activated!]

Option A: Endure the humiliation. Option B: Curse her out. Option C: Pretend to die on the spot and extort a Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill!

I have to pick C! I immediately start foaming at the mouth, my demon ape bloodline runs wild, and Guanyin panics and flees!

The Thunder Duke and Lightning Mother come to strike me down? I draw the lightning into my body and pretend I'm about to explode!

“That old bastard, the Jade Emperor, is forcing me to blow myself up. We're all going to die together!”

The Thunder Duke and Lightning Mother are scared witless. They obediently offer up Laozi's [Nine-Turn Golden Elixir] and beg me to call off my power!

[Ding! Collision successful! Cultivation +9999! Promoted to Great Golden Immortal!]

While everyone else faces eighty-one tribulations on their Journey to the West, I lie beneath Five Elements Mountain and fleece the gods and Buddhas for all they're worth!

Tathagata: Are you coming out of that mountain or not?

Me: The wind's too strong out there. Tell that old bastard Tathagata to send eight palanquins to carry me out, or your old Grandpa Sun will stay in this prison forever!