I Thought We Agreed to Break Off the Engagement, So Why Did You Change Your Mind?

Luo Xinghe transmigrates into a novel about a Dragon King with a crooked grin.

But he never expected that after transmigrating, there'd be no System!

What he really didn't expect was that he might not have one, but all the crooked-grin protagonist's heroines did.

Weren't all the heroes and villains supposed to have Systems? How's a minor villain like me supposed to survive without one? Won't the crooked-grin God of War just slap me to death?

At this point, all he can do is use his knowledge of novels to figure things out.

In Dragon King novels, 99 percent of villains clash with the protagonist because of women. So as long as Luo Xinghe doesn't get involved with any of the heroines in the book, he'll be fine.

What? I have more than a dozen marriage contracts? And every single one is with one of the protagonist's women?

Going by everything I've learned from novels, whether a marriage contract stands depends on how much money you have and your family's standing.

So Luo Xinghe needs to squander the entire family fortune and become so utterly lowly that he has no manly dignity, loves money and women, is cowardly, and beats his wife.

Then the heroines will break off their engagements. I'm a genius.

At last, the engagements draw near when he's twenty.

The eldest daughter of the Liu family, Liu Ruyan, arrives right on time.

“Hah! You squandered the entire Luo family fortune all by yourself and still think a toad like you can eat swan meat? I'm breaking off the engagement!”

Luo Xinghe is thrilled. At last, he can live a peaceful life.

“Wait. You have to get in line to break off an engagement.”

He never expected this.

“The Song family of Fengcheng won't break it off!”

“The Wan family of Fengcheng won't break it off!”

“The Li family of Modu won't break it off!”

“The Cheng family of Dongdu won't break it off!”

…

Luo Xinghe is stunned. He pulls out his phone and searches QianDu.

“How can a delivery driver break off his engagement to the world's eldest daughter?”

A top comment reads: “Delusions are hard to treat. We recommend checking yourself straight into a hospital.”

Luo Xinghe rages: “You're trying to get me killed!”